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[meanplastic]

[dailylaughsforyou]

Awkward stories that will literally give you a stomachache (x)

[nopedynope]

@qimmie I am afraid

[qimmie]

@nopedynope big mood tho

[bestof4chan-lel]

[unfortunately-awake]

[etica]

[sleepcountryusa-deactivated2016]

[fuckyeahcyrus]

[unclefather]

[smilingstark]

ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.

[halleywars]

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

[castielismycherrypie]

Best advice ever

[lagonegirl]

Teller: To open an account I’ll need a first name. 

Me: Robin 

BT: and last? 

Me: Dabanc 

BT: So ur Robin Dabanc? 

Me:

[o-livalil]

this was one of the accounts linked to the ira i’m gonna SCREAM

[surprisebitch]

i hope this russian spy got a promotion

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

[blueraspberries]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

[tiralatele]

[mordepv-deactivated20180117]

Coexist

[conallcd117]

this what i picture world peace looks like

[garbage-senpai]

This is where I want to be

[weezley]

Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years

[fousheezy]

this is such a pure video I want to watch it every time I give up on humanity

[thaebae]

i love

[goodenoughforjazz]

henry the fuckin baby boomer that left school at 13 to go work in a mill and bought a house for a can of soda and a firm pat on the ass in 1979 just got his dick ripped off by a komodo dragon and i for one, could not be happier

[goodenoughforjazz]

i have zero recollection of posting this but this is officially my mood for 2018