cosplaying as a toaster

they cowboy by birth, wizard by occupation

[toastercosplay]

adventure time goobers

[toastercosplay]

the seinfeld gang. i dont know why they look like that.

[toastercosplay]

update: theyre all in love with each other

[toastercosplay]

the seinfeld gang. i dont know why they look like that.

[toastercosplay]

my girlfriend and me in tomodachi life, as made by her

[toastercosplay]

my tomodachi life strawhats (east blue)

[hardwrench]

so baby hold me closer in the toast slot of your toaster

[villicit]

because I think that dipper would love cargo pants

[maxdibert]

Morrow losing his entire crew because of Boy Kavalier while he’s hunting and at the same time being chased by a creature he both wants to kill and fears, all while swearing he’ll kill Kavalier for being responsible for his misfortune when everything Kavalier has done is basically just another one of his many spoiled, egocentric whims??? The best metaphor for the Peter/Hook dynamic ever done in fiction. The people who wrote this show are clearly real fans of the original Peter Pan and Wendy story because all the parallels they’re drawing are pure chef’s kiss.

[toastercosplay]

My definitive Harry Potter series ranking:

Order of the Phoenix: 5+ stars

Deathly Hallows: 5 stars

Goblet of Fire: 4.5 stars

Prisoner of Azkaban: 4 stars

Half-Blood Prince: 3.5 stars

Chamber of Secrets: 3.5 stars

Sorcerer's Stone: 3 stars

[ruki-32]

~~~📖

[astronnova]

girls?yuri?what?

[saintprey]

let them love!! they deserve love

[sirazaroff]

Wow Glindas so smaaaart she thinks in her sleep

Some extra bits below:

[miiilowo]

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

[toastercosplay]

backup generator by austenyo

[toastercosplay]

artwork i made of The Vagrant, the Latissan god of storms

[toastercosplay]

if i was an alien coming to earth i would eradicate humanity for inventing printers

[sludgewizard666]

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

some others i found in the notes