Cockblocking Isn't Allowed

Maddie, 23 she/her. This blog is a mess.

[catsofyore]

“Just we two” Postcard from my collection. Copyright 1907, mailed 1909.

[holespoles]

Yuzu Kato

'Borrowing from the Tiger's Majesty'.

かとうゆず 「虎の威を借る」

[tanadrin]

I hope there’s an afterlife so that whoever made this pot 2,000 years ago can brag that their cookware is so good it’s still usable literally millennia later. Something about this object being lost for centuries and then rediscovered, and being put (successfully) to its original purpose again is so pleasing to me.

[cryptotheism]

Some Uzbek digging a canal: “Oh fuck yes a free pot. This rules.”

[xeptum]

@mishi_embroidery

[romanpaulov]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[cricketcat9]

Everyone needs to see this 😻

[romanpaulov]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[cricketcat9]

Everyone needs to see this 😻

[escuerzoresucitado]

cuddling

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@countessmaggie

[escuerzoresucitado]

cuddling

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@countessmaggie

[c3rvida3]

My roommate (the one who hates septum piercings so much they make her gag) thinks my art is the most disgusting and ugly shit on the planet, and every time I announce that I've sold a piece or gotten into a show, she makes the kind of facial expression you'd expect of someone eating chili at a live autopsy and says, "I'm glad you're having fun! :)"

[c3rvida3]

You're all misunderstanding; I love her so much and I'm having a great time. It's like when you're a kid and you chase other, less cool kids around the playground with a fun worm you found.

[c3rvida3]

She doesn't consume any media besides sitcoms and reality TV, and doesn't have social media besides Facebook, so when I come to her with something even remotely bizarre, she just has absolutely nothing to compare it to. Like, when I show her something mildly weird that made like this:

She's just fully convinced that I personally invented the concept of body horror all on my own specifically to make her life a living hell. She thinks I'm the only person like this alive. It's so funny. I love her.

[hedgehog-moss]

Exactly 20 years ago (give or take a few days) like most French schoolchildren I was given a piggy bank to collect yellow coins (small change). It was a charity campaign called Opération Pièces Jaunes, to help hospitalised children, but my classmates & I were quite indifferent to the charity aspect because all we cared about was the fact that our teacher started giving us a candle in the shape of President Jacques Chirac every time we returned our little box filled with coins. 

We were completely enraptured by those candles and the way the president’s face would start melting hideously if we let them burn long enough. Without any kind of deliberation among ourselves we turned it into a class-wide contest—it was obvious to everyone that the point of the Yellow Coins charity campaign was to win many little Chiracs and melt them to make the face of our president as freakishly deformed as possible. We exchanged them for pogs and marbles. We had recently learnt about the Plague in history class, with great relish, hence one lucky girl who managed to obtain a particularly monstrous half-melted face with a big wax bubble reminiscent of a bubo sold it way above the going rate, for 12 galaxy marbles—a fortune. (I was among the losers of this auction, and commented in my diary, with deep regret, “It’s just what it would look like if the President had the bubonic plague!”) Every day after school we went round town begging passersby for coins with something akin to mania in order to get more Chiracs to burn into ever ghastlier shapes. An old lady we ambushed in front of the church praised us warmly for our charitable spirit.

Eventually our teacher ran out of candles and this odd chapter of my childhood ended as abruptly as it had started. Our class was congratulated in front of the whole school for being by far the most ardently devoted to the cause (we got ~15kg of coins.) I wonder if the principal asked our teacher what her secret was to make us collect a truly astonishing amount of coins compared to the other classes, and how he reacted when she replied that she motivated us with busts of the President. One teacher gave a Carambar for a full box of coins, another believed that helping sick children should be incentive enough, but our teacher, an expert in child psychology, was alone in her conviction that the best way to go about this was to hand out human wax effigies for her students to burn.

[hedgehog-moss]

This post is now one year old and my favourite thing about it is that no French person in the notes has ever seen a Chirac candle before, which strengthens my theory that my primary school teacher was making them herself, at home, as a hobby, and with this exact purpose in mind.

[kiwi]

[kiwi]

he figured it out btw he just prefers biting

[artikulator]

[fredbydawn]

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

[fredbydawn]

I hope this clears things up

[arcsin27]

What the fresh fuck

[teathattast]

[detrinity]

POV: u are Ronan, luckiest man alive

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[anxietyproblem]

[kyraneko]

This post kicked me like the football.

[lowkeyed1]

[zoi-no-miko]

She is a gift ❤️

[vrumblr]

Wonder Woman was literally inspired by bisexual, feminist women. The writer who created her and his wife were in a dedicated, polyamorous relationship with another woman in the FORTIES. This woman, Olive Byrne, is said/thought to have been the inspiration for WW’s looks.

(He was also really into bondage and it’s super evident if you look at the original stuff. )

Queers are everywhere. Queers create and influence so much of media and always have!