Stuff....and Things

29 years old, I really like alotta things

[modogoblin]

[cryptotheism]

Me: yeah I've been eating nothing but buckshot for like six days is that gonna be a problem?

Nurse who runs the MRI machine: Duuude this is gonna be so cool

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[redstonedust]

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

[yokelfelonking]

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

[redstonedust]

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

[yokelfelonking]

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

[redstonedust]

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

[katelyn-danger]

[maretriarch]

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

[maretriarch]

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Love C-Span’s “due to the fact that we are ruled by the Lord of Chaos here in the House of Representatives and there are NO RULES our cameras are allowed to ROAM FREE and provide you HOT GOSSIP of who is talking to who and how many ugly-ass ties are present on the floor” 

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

–Alexandra Petri for The Washington Post, “It is the 839th ballot to elect a speaker of the House”

[willgrahamscock]

nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it

[willgrahamscock]

they hate me for being right

[dwgif]

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Help

[saprophetic]

is this the post you were looking for

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i love images

[supergameboytwo]

bad news, they are deleting every images soon..

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

proof??

[bmcninde]

Ya, give me just a sec to pull up the image I took as proof

[bmcninde]

oh no

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN JUST SAW A TWEET SAYING ITS TIME TO COME BACK TO TUMBLR. PLEASE IT WAS SO PEACEFUL

[honoratacarnage]

WE NEED TO BE AS CRINGE AS FUCKING POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW

[blazepandaartz]

We must unleash him before it’s too late

[ratdotjpeg]

obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

[reversewerewolf]

[laurensawin]

(what it feels like living in a state with safe and legal abortion trying to figure out how to help ppl in the middle of the country)

[tibby]

if you are not willing to click through fifty gambling ads and fight for your life trying to find the right play button while watching something on 123movies or soap2day. then you are not dedicated to the art of cinema.

[wellwaterhysteria]

i love being bisexual. good job if you're also bisexual. really funny and sexy of us all

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hotvampireadjacent]

The front page of the onion is all this article today.