agardengnome

Basil, 21, (They/He)/She, a pretentious idiot

[toastygnome]

Maintenance

Money.

A lingering remnant of care.

Youve got better use for it now.

Love? Cash?

Whats the difference for you anyway?

You send it over every month,

Late sometimes, like youve better things to do.

Maintenance of what exactly?

Of a bond you didnt want?

A relationship fraught?

Funny how a father's love and a repair shop both serve maintenance.

Like a child and a car are the same thing

A possesion to be kept or thrown

And youve chosen, Pa

Perhaps maintenance is a liability,

When your warranty has reached 21

Legal Binding or is it Obligation

For a purchsde youve made recklessly

Whats the difference between it?

Youve a better car (stepchildren?) now

I suppose your love (money?) needs to be elsewhere.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[shinydoublade-deactivated202504]

lucky potato? GIVE ME SOME LUCK

giVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME./REF

[imb0ring]

i know im not moots with all of yall but i wanted to do something kinda for some reason

spreading the luck to:

@arctic-fox8214 @cuteghostboy-boop @cut-off-sentences-offical @cheezbot @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @ash-cherryblossom @amnesia-offical @aceofpans @beansandsausages32 @bone-lord @deductivelogico-offical @dinosaur-facts-offical @do--not--you-dare @enbyphoenix10 @gettysburg-address @horror-movie-offical @hekate-offical @horror-of-the-deep-in-heels @iron-offical @i-am-inside-your-bones @justcallmedom31 @medieval-peasant-offical @pond-scum-offical @profain-offical @shoebill-offical @sharks-are-better-than-people @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @uterus-stealer-offical @wizardex-yt @yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb

[ash-cherryblossom]

yippee!!!

[gay-cheerios-offical]

potato

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[shinydoublade-deactivated202504]

lucky potato? GIVE ME SOME LUCK

giVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME./REF

[imb0ring]

i know im not moots with all of yall but i wanted to do something kinda for some reason

spreading the luck to:

@arctic-fox8214 @cuteghostboy-boop @cut-off-sentences-offical @cheezbot @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @ash-cherryblossom @amnesia-offical @aceofpans @beansandsausages32 @bone-lord @deductivelogico-offical @dinosaur-facts-offical @do--not--you-dare @enbyphoenix10 @gettysburg-address @horror-movie-offical @hekate-offical @horror-of-the-deep-in-heels @iron-offical @i-am-inside-your-bones @justcallmedom31 @medieval-peasant-offical @pond-scum-offical @profain-offical @shoebill-offical @sharks-are-better-than-people @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @uterus-stealer-offical @wizardex-yt @yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb

[ash-cherryblossom]

yippee!!!

[gay-cheerios-offical]

potato

[turnways]

Actually, yes, at some point as an adult iIt is your responsibility to learn about history and politics outside of what you were taught in traditional k-12 education

[toastygnome]

turns out its actually not anxious attachment, losing someone close to you through death just makes you require support and presence from others. so like where are my friends

[toastygnome]

To Get What You Want

a friendly neighbour we all know

he who is not unknown to you

i knock on his door begging for his hand

"take me beautiful stranger

take my hand

wont you whisk me away?"

he pulls his hand free

sighing in exhaustion

"you do this everyday"

he comes to me one night

hes come to woo me, i thought

and make me swoon all the way

but death the fickle hearted

a cruel bachelor indeed

he chose my grandmother over me!

[toastygnome]

hey google is there a middle ground for being anxiously attached and needing constant reassurance but also being healthy and being able to self assure

google??? why arent you responding. do you hate me

[toastygnome]

What do they call it when you know there's something wrong with you but at the same time you don't know what it is

[damazcuz]

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

[toastygnome]

The need to be known and the desire to be alone are in constant war and they've chosen my body as the battle zone

[twilightarcade]

looper

[official-time-loop-posts]

Official Time Loop Post

[toastygnome]

What do you do when youre infatuated with a straight friend. Asking for a friend.

[miiilowo]

hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

[miiilowo]

how are we feelin

[dimeadoesnt]

[ironfoot-72]

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

When this means nothing to you

[dysphoria-things]

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

[toastygnome]

People dont give me enough credit for being the peacemaker. I should just let them fight each other and have then fix their problems on their own

[toastygnome]

Do I like him or is it just attachment. Spirit please tell me :[

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”