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[unclefather]

[guerrillatech]

[aidashakur]

[unclefather]

this is SO funny I will be passing away

[cumdumpstiel]

for the record i have never hit post limit. like in my entire life. i've had this blog since 2013. i can't even fathom how someone hits post limit like what are you even fucking posting

[ging-gum]

and its just like this every day

[afeelgoodblog]

This makes me laugh

[parliamentrook]

why do I even buy cat toys

[ninbayphua]

[ruinedchildhood]

Full Video: Sloth

[yinx1]

It’s excited the only time they went fast.

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[guooey]

i love them. they are referred to as godlike in many ancient cultures while at the same time existing as just some guy. the duality… it doesn’t get better than this

[threecheersmaka]

Tumblr is my favourite social media site because this place is literally uninhabitable for celebrities. No verification system, no algorithm that boosts their posts, it’s a completely lawless wasteland for them

[hipstered]

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

[hellbabyfromhell]

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

[sinewywarp]

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

[femmepathy]

salvation army

[mjalti]

[afloweroutofstone]

[shanastoryteller]

I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"

And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.