kakkmaddafakka

[jamesroach]

game over

[janus-systems]

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

[uglyrenaissancebabies]

[lindstiel-deactivated20170906]

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

[lalo-jung]

lol

[fairytrainer]

i really hate hearing “ew anal sex is gross! shit comes out of there!” because let’s quickly go over what comes out of a vagina:

blood

babies

[billymaysofficial]

3. urine

[fairytrainer]

how did the human race survive with men in charge of everything for so long if they don’t even understand that vaginas don’t pee

[daily--celebs]

[eliaes-deactivated20160508]

her poor vagina

[lindsaybluth]

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

[margaretolson]

[buzzfeed]

Sometimes you just need some different words (via word-stuck.tumblr.com)

[iheardtheysuck]

[twinkjolras-deactivated20130909]

apparently i don’t

[insyncbby]

omg what does that even say?

[literalpoop-deactivated20140828]

dubstep

[sakura-mori]

????

[revangerang]

Okay so money or something PS or please don’t believe there is a generation d/c? between them and their teen.

What is d/c?

[makiba]

In gaming dc is short for disconnect. “mnE Ps don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen”? 

[quilted-dreams]

OH!! Many parents(meanie parents?) don’t believe there is a generation disconnection between them and their teen.

jfkdljgklsgkjlfdjgkfldgjkfld

[makiba]

WE DID IT!    

[fattypanc4kes]

good work tumblr

[sphingomyelin-deactivated202207]

[stacylambe]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

[circuitbirb]

escapes

[oreki-san]

[clubpenguln-deactivated20130825]

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

[dangerhamster]

this is literally my favourite joke ever

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am

[humortrain]

[longscarydream]

im so pumped for autumn im gonna fill my ass with leaves