Tofu Midget

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[tofu-midget]

If you remember this nickname, you knew me irl. Who are you? Message me.

[rabbitboy]

[risingtensions]

physical comedy

[seductivecronus]

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[animatedtext]

[animatedtext]

[endoshan]

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

[bellecs]

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

[jagyularr]

And:

[royallydirty]

This whole movie is fantastic.

[amroyounes]

True love never gets old!

[terrible-beauty]

I am Rita

[burgs-bobbers]

the fairy

[cresbrizzle-deactivated20180517]

The Rita one omg

[yolobaggins-blog]

omg I cant get over the last one

[letusdotherp]

Do you ever just carry a happy demeanor to avoid drama but on the inside you’re like:

I̯͙͓̙ ̥͍̯̲w͕̩̞il͇͚̞̮̱͓ḽ̱̬ ̪̟͚͖̖̪c̫̬̦͉̘̟r̥̦̟̱̦͚͈a̺̫̖̳̩͚ͅc͖̺̹k̗̥ ͙y̯̹̗͔̺͈̖o̱̝ͅu͚͉r ̜̫h͇̳̹̳͎̻̱e͙̙̪͚a̳̣̼̣̝̦͉d̼̙̫ ̗̳a̲g̬̤̣ͅa̦in̘̱̪s̞̫͔t͉̦ ̝̹̦̤̣̯̲t͉̱͓̬̬̭h̰̝͇e ̩͔̼pa̞̤͉̞͙v̩͇̣̺̱e̞̠̠m͙̱e̻n̺̰t̤͕

[thatbothersmeh]

[inbetweenthelineart]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET EVER SINCE I GOT ON TUMBLR

[eloquentasfuck]

The correct response to “so you hate men?”

[grace-julia]

There really was no holding back with this years senior quotes

[tootylatooty]

i made a dramatic picture ft. shadow i hope u enjoy now it just needs something INSPIRATIONAL written on it

[starlytenightmaren-deactivated2]

There you go

[timetravellersdelight-blog]

I would say I’m sorry but I’m not

[radicalruster-deactivated201901]

I wanted to make just one but…

[askvaudeville]

[pigeonsandnonsense]

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[ruinedchildhood]

me after group projects

[makuta-tobi]

[thisisnotagameweplay]

this is brill

[basicfitblrblog]

I thought this was going somewhere else…

[iraffiruse]

[wholesomeblogging-deactivated20]

i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg

[grlband-deactivated20150426]

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

[iraffiruse]

[imleigh]

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

[minutemeg]

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

[kzwrightoac]

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

[idontwatchdogs]

I will never not love dog texts.