Tofu Totem Crew

This tofu's just trying to sing and have a good time * v*

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

paper folding | paper umbrella 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

just once i’d like a pokemon game where the gyms are fucked up. you start your journey and town#1 is like “hey there newbie, i’m Verdie and at this gym we only use green pokemon” so you’re like ‘alright nbd i’ll whip out my fire starter’ and Verdie immediately summons Vibrava. fuck you gonna do now.

“at this gym we only deal in pokemon who start with M :)” “i only use pokemon with no legs” “this gym only uses pokemon under one meter tall”

please god something interesting for once.

[lemonade-sky]

hope you don’t mind additions

-gym that only uses pokemon who’s pokedex entries are prime numbers

-gym who’s 6 pokemon are the six main rainbow colors in order

-gym who’s pokemon are the 6 lowest ranked pokemon on a popularity poll

-gym that just uses the same exact pokemon you use

-late game gym full of just pokemon you find in the first area of the game, not even evolved or anything

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[artofpiju]

I'm never my best in morning classes

[girlofdogs]

i like to think that our blogs are just our own little personal museums of all the things we like, and we can visit each other’s museums and leave nice notes at the reception.

[verylostpenguin]

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

[verylostpenguin]

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

[verylostpenguin]

I thought I’d let you know how they’ve been getting on during lockdown, so here’s some of the FaceTime conversation from today:

“My goodness, the way technology is advancing - in 20 years we’ll be able to shake hands through the screen!”

“Rex, I don’t think we’ll be here in 20 years.”

“Well you make your own plans, I shall only be 109.”

[catchymemes]

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1345428060305289216

[moosekleenex]

Give yourself a big hug for making it through this year.

[fear-is-nameless]

To everyone who needs it.

I’m glad you’re here reading this.

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[yellowpoet]

do most people on mobile tumblr know you can hold down the reblog button to fast reblog a post to your blog? you know you can reblog things with one click right? please please reblog things if you enjoy them, lack of exposure is killing content creators on this site 

[agonistic-church-grim-deactivat]

WHAT

[yellowpoet]

Please pass this information around! Long press on the reblog button and then your blog icon will appear so you can swipe up into it:

Two click reblog and one click like is why the notes on my posts look like this:

[wolfcat-hybrid]

Theres also a fast queue option, if you’d prefer!

It a hidden feature in tumblr labs, here is where you find it!

It looks like this-

You can hold it down to queue to different blogs, too!

[simonsnowsfreckles]

please reblog art/content if you genuinely like it! it’s the best thing you can do for us artists/content creators!

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[chaosthedemon]

how dare you hide this in the notes

[allstrangenature]

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

[27dragons]

holy CRAP.

Artists, creators, students, and researchers of all types, take note:

Digitized photos and text. 2D and 3D object renders. Music and other sound files. Videos. Research datasets. Collections metadata.

On a Creative Commons Zero license: Take what you want. Use it. No permission or attribution required. Yes, even for commercial use.

There is a lot wrong with the world at the moment, but the Smithsonian… the Smithsonian is right.

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

i found the weirdest yt channel like its not even really weird but im just???

 but anyway some girl has spend years animating a show with her furry ocs set in a western universe with hints of?? native american and aztec mythology as well as like bits of others but not really cause theres a rabbit who wears a fuckin sailor outfit and i cant follow the plot at all and theres a crane called ichabod bc subtle 

its fucking me up bc theres so much effort in it but its so haphazard 

[malatruse]

i actually love this

[theliterarywolf]

Okay, but for this to be animated by one person is fucking AMAZING because we have indie animated projects started and shattered by full teams that don’t even have this much flow.

[scaliefox]

Youtube is weird because sometimes you find amazing art projects buried in it’s annuals that defy explanation due to their quality and the fact they never went viral.

[eclecticmiscellaneous]

To watch

[snowy-scales]

i’ve been binging this and i’m on episode 24 and really i find the story pretty interesting and not really that difficult to follow??? my only concern is how all the human children except for like Charles inexplicably look like full-grown adults instead of like actual children

[hapalopus]

I’ve been a fan of No Evil for a little over a year, and I really can’t recommend it enough! Episodes 1-9 are mostly just animation tests and shorts to get an idea of the characters (though episode 2 and 7 are important to understand the backstory and episode 8 and 9 set up two major conflicts throughout the rest of the series).

There’s a lot of exposition in episode 10 which can be hard to follow on a first watch but is really rewarding when you go back to re-watch everything. Also, the animation is freakin gorgeous now and then, just

SHAPESHIFTING

MAGIC

BEAUTIFUL CHARACTERS

FULLY ANIMATED ASL

PERFECT REACTION GIFS

Also they arrange and record a lot of the music in the show all on their own which is frankly amazing https://youtu.be/L6SZgUVTb4Q

[figdays]

[stagemanagerssaygo]

The BBC is releasing over 16,000 sound effects for free download

The BBC is releasing over 16,000 sound effects for free download

The BBC have released their incredible, expansive library of bizarre and obscure sound effects, all available for free download.

[wearemage]

THIS will be sooo good for my soundboard. Those online sessions are about to become even better :D

First music, then voice modifiers... Now this. Perfect.

Also, I’m pretty sure it can be used for a lot of other activities.

[musicalhell]

Yay, no more Soundbible!

[annie-pika]

OOH, SPREAD THIS

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a—”

“Watermelon?”

“No!!!”

.....why this kinda sLAP THO

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-