take my hand i will show you something "epic style"

michelle/blue/river new penis sandwich. at wawa. now for only $9.99 you see some sort of BEAST approaching. offer CEMENT? >YES >NO

[deirdreskye]

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[pixeljade]

[catasters]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[shinobi-bacon]

Fated battle.

[segamascott]

oh so now the blonde secretary is attacking the he/they what a shock 🙄

[timeflow]

trans pride flag color picked from trans pride flag

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[m41-d]

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[fruitsfag]

17 years

[airinyourtires]

loss is an adult today. happy birthday loss.

[parakeet]

thinking about how if some approximation of tomodachi life came out back in the day there would be some creepypasta about some guy inheriting it from his deceased friend josh who died holding his switch and he decided to check out his island and got attached to the miis especially the mii his friend had made of himself

how it started out normal but as time progressed it became more and more obvious that josh had possessed his own mii, he was always depressed and always getting into fights, he couldn't handle living his life on the island and the longer it went on the more the josh begged for death. the poster couldn't bare to delete him and tries to make fun items and help him make friends and send him on trips but nothing works. each week something scary would happen. the island contrast gets all fucked up and the sea turned red. Spooky music. the buildings get more and more decrepit looking. t the other miis slowly start hating josh more and more, blaming him for the state of the island and for always kicking off, and for being the players main focus. every time the poster checks in almost every mii is in a fight with josh. the miis end up killing josh on a beach with a big rock lord of the flies style bc they blame him for everything going to shit on the island.

ofc there'd be some rumour about how poster had shared the josh mii with their mutual friends before he knew josh was possessed, and the same/similar circs befall any island he was on. despite not being able to share miis you received from other players the rumour people were sharing him further would prevail bc people would insist josh's code was all fucked because he was Possessed. so you have to be really careful bc there are bad actors spreading the evil josh virus, and you cant even be mindful of what josh looks like bc they can edit him before they send him and if they do that you'd only find out when things get spooky scary!

youtubers would make fat stacks covering it and ppl in the comments would be like this is real my cousin michael got evil joshed

[parakeet]

so this is pretty much how i imagined him. how he starts out and how he looks probs mid way through his ordeal of realizing that he is not dreaming and he is actually dead and stuck in a video game. def potential for more anguish via facepaint but i'll just keep him on the island like this. i can imagine ppl lamenting how unfair it is that he's seen as evil when it's not his fault he's stuck in the game. Lol

the timing of the game is phenomenal, this is the first thing he's done since leaving his house. my man is already lamenting his circs. the title would probably be 'Tomodachi Death: Surviving The Nightmare'. Almost forgot to add that and that thought is what prompted the post lol

[jame7t]

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

[greelin]

one thing white men are gonna always do is be named Michael

[enemy-stand]

open rp

“Tell Yoshi bedtime story now.”

[xx-classystarman-moved-xx]

“There’s no time. This is your story.”

[kazeoceantide]

[charmcoin]

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they're selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem