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Some People just wanna watch the world learn. [ Jewish, Chronic Pain, Neurodivergent, White, Queer ] This blog is unapologetically pro-trans, supports inclusivity within the Queer community, and believes in uplifting the voices of minority groups to which the writer does not belong. Compassion and intersectional support is necessary to survive the world and make it better than what it is. [ Blog writer is 18+. No adult content, but most posts are untagged and I often blog about current events. DNI if this makes you uncomfortable. ]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[geardrops]

the accent really makes this

[caressthosecheekbones]

The Godmother

[drchucktingle]

FABULOUS BODIES is an instant USA TODAY bestseller which means ALL FOUR traditionally published tingleverse horror novels have been release week bestsellers. THATS FOUR FOR FOUR LETS TROT. i have endless gratitude for your support and your love buckaroos. cant want to trot onward together

[yourreddancer]

The European Union already forced Apple to abandon its proprietary charging port and adopt USB-C across its entire iPhone lineup. It just did something bigger. A new EU mandate requires every smartphone sold in Europe including Apple devices to feature a battery that can be replaced by the user without specialist tools, without voiding a warranty, and without sending the device to a manufacturer approved service center. Batteries must maintain a minimum capacity threshold after a set number of charge cycles and replacement parts must remain available for up to ten years after a model goes on sale.

The consumer electronics industry built its current business model around batteries that degrade, cannot be replaced at home, and create a natural upgrade cycle every two to three years. The EU just legislated that model out of existence in the world's largest regulatory market.

Apple, Samsung, and every other manufacturer now faces a choice between redesigning their devices for the European market or accepting that their current hardware architecture is no longer legally sellable there.

Given that no company walks away from European consumers voluntarily the phones are going to change and once they change for Europe the rest of the world will ask why theirs still do not.

[thelostmoongazer]

HERO_SWORD.EXE HERO_AXE.EXE HERO_SCARF.EXE

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🔥 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/08/ruinternet

[kalichnikov]

BaalBuddy

[scavengedluxury]

[scavengedluxury]

[ayeforscotland]

Happy Friday. Ann Widdecombe is dead.

[ayeforscotland]

Can someone now poke Mitch McConnell with a stick?

[sunspotpony]

No, he might wake up if we do that.

[ayeforscotland]

I was thinking it’d go straight through him like if you poke a rotting watermelon.

[uboat53]

I had to look her up (non-UK) and, hang on, they list her as a conservative (Tory, I assume) despite the fact that she spent the last 10-15 years in the Brexit and then Reform parties?

Isn't it journalistic malpractice to call someone a bog-standard conservative if they have been a full-on Nazi for the last decade and a half?

[ayeforscotland]

I’d say so. There’s a genuinely horrible approach to covering people like her.

A lot of journalists commending her for having ‘strong views that she stood by’ as if that’s remotely respectable when she was is a fucking evil ghoul.

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[willisahappygrahamcracker]

[mountainashfae]

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

[wrathofthestag]

[snazzybees]

This is definitely my favorite email i’ve recieved from a professor, with the subject line “back at it”.

[aropride]

one of my all-time favorite emails

[anarchistmemedistro]

[queersatanic]

When a cop pulls you over and asks what you’re up to, he isn’t interested in the goings-on of your day. He’s asking you, “Can you tell me something I can use to hurt you?”

When a hiring manager asks about a gap in your resume or why you left your last job, she isn’t chatting out of curiosity.

Even when your doctor asks you questions about your thoughts of self-harming, they aren’t necessarily really asking you about this for your own benefit because sometimes they’re asking, “Would you like to be abducted and forcibly restrained for a minimum of a few days?”

The difference here is power. Power changes things because what’s associated is the threat of violence, direct or indirect. A guy holding a gun asking, “That’s a nice phone. Can I see it?” is not paying a compliment or making a request but giving a pretty direct threat while mugging you.

It’s not even autism; it’s just understanding realistic social dynamics.

Your landlord is not your friend. They don’t have to live up to their handshake agreements and verbal contracts. You should not be revealing information to them that they can use to hurt you, even if you think they won’t.

Snitching is not telling the truth, and covering for someone else by deceit is not lying (better to shut the fuck up, though). Because power transmutes social relations with the magic of violence, implied and direct.

[queersatanic]

[depsidase]

[ryan-sometimes]

People online are willing to hate for so little. I made an unserious post about how my friend watches instagram reels a bit too loudly sometimes and got comments about how he’s an awful person and that I need to ditch him as a friend. Buddy… it’s really not that deep

[ryan-sometimes]

On the internet everybody hates you, your friends, your partners, your spouses, your parents, fucking EVERYBODY. Oh, you and your partner sleep in separate rooms because they snore? You must secretly hate each other and need to break up NOW. Your friend missed brunch because they overslept? Ditch them immediately. Your grandpa doesn’t understand neopronouns? No contact until he dies.

There’s a secret character in all of your relationships. It’s the internet, and they want you to be as lonely as possible. They hate your friends, family, and partners for the smallest of flaws

[ryan-sometimes]

[mayakern]

The hardest part is choosing just one. 🍓 Strawberries 🔥 Fire 🎈 Hot Air Balloons 🌸 Florals 🍎 Pomegranates Which design is calling your name? store.mayakern.com

[hatersmad]

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

[hatersmad]

ohhhh my god

[faithful-grigori]

”#I LOVE that the comic keeps the lens on Calvin’s dad to the degree of not even showing Calvin’s excited face when his dad surprises him, #You can see the joy and excitement of the moment in his pose and reflected in his dad’s expression, #it’s a great little artistic decision, #I realized what gets me about it it’s the hat covering his dad’s head and hair so the dad just looks like Calvin. #you don’t HAVE to show Calvin! You already see him in the dad becoming a kid for a moment you only have to draw that once”

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[devilspanties]

06/08/2026 Prayers to Trump https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/17068 Support us on Patreon!