whitnieworld.

hi my name is whitnie & welcome to my blog all people deserve laughs hope you have a great day :)

[joyland2022]

[tofucow]

i died in this scene lmfao

[deepspacepirate]

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

chunks

curdling

squirt

munch

bulbous

pustule

sink

squirm

slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

scrungo

beesechurger

mingus

hurgling

tungus

Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

slurm

chungus

crungle

gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

bucket of curdling chunks

the pustulous gunch muncher

your squirming tungus

this crungy beesechurger

a squirting chungus

the slurm sink

a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

[rachnera-official-deactivated20]

You are a coward these are great words

[rachnera-official-deactivated20]

[kinginthewest]

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

[starryskiedcats-deactivated2022]

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

[mugicha1]

[shatners-phallus]

oh come on

[phoebebufay]

[lesbianrey]

please god let trump get impeached over covfefe

[tachikoma]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

ooh spiffy

[bettersmans]

Now this is my kind of headline.

[ankleblister]

[tofucow]

Dad: ...and then Superman took Batman's hand and they kissed under the full moon having saved the d--"

Son: I don't like this story. It's weird

Dad: For the last time you ungrateful *deep breath* it's not a story, it is my fan fiction, and you will listen

[whittneydoll]

[c-bassmeow]

Literally me as a parent.

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[esperian]

this gem needs to be documented too

[oswinstark]

[tooloose-lautrec]

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

IM CRYING

[llleighsmith]

me to my wife

[iaintnopapaya]

Disney Princesses as sloths.

[santinope-blog]

but why

[star-shine]

why not

[haxxy]

[cesaray]

[did-you-know]

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