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tastefullyoffensive

squidwardofficial

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

andrewbiird

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

polyhorde

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.

agent-absinthe

These make me so happy

missredherring

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one.

Those boys are perfect.

bilesandthesourwolf

if i might add:

demonicae

This entire book looks like someone’s fever dream brought to life through some dark pact with an eldritch being… and I love it.

jumpingjacktrash

what??? this is absolutely wonderful, it makes me happy just looking at it! i must obtain it!

willowofthehearth

I know what I want for my birthday…

the-sunflower-knight-deactivate

Are we not gonna talk about how John Leguizamo was playing FOUR PEOPLE in his picture, including the seemingly female waitress?

tropiyas

robustmyaft

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

workoutinpink

sonoanthony

#CLOCKED

blackhipsteraesthetic

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

onlyblackgirl

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

1991series

crowisgone-deactivated20230422

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”