Elie Saab | Fall/Winter 2026 Couture

if i look back, i am lost
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium

#extradirty

Origami Around
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Show & Tell
EXPECTATIONS

shark vs the universe
official daine visual archive

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Jules of Nature
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Elie Saab | Fall/Winter 2026 Couture
passing in public makes me feel like white shrek
literally how it feels
US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains
@blinded-by-love
I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so thereās just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this
I like how you think.
enough. to the Box with you
Smug face of a free man
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito
the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito
World Heritage Post
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.
#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME
it must also be shittable
*takes the hand of a period drama writer gently* A queen consort is not a queen regnant. A dowager queen is not a queen regnant either.
There is very little intrinsic institutional power in queenship. The power a consort, dowager, or queen mother has depends mostly on how much the reigning sovereign (usually a man) is willing to grant her. Needing a queen to serve as regent is exceptionally rare, and the regent is more often a male relative.
I know this is a bit of a bummer. I'm sorry.
For clarity:
Queen regnant: woman who rules in her own right, not on behalf of someone else.
Regent: Someone who temporarily assumes the powers of the monarch on account of the monarch being too young or too incapacitated to govern.
Queen consort: Woman who is married to the monarch.
Dowager queen: Woman who was married to the monarch. The monarch is dead, and she is owed support as his widow.
Queen mother: Woman who is the mother of the monarch. Usually the dowager queen, though there are exceptions if there isn't a straight line of succession.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THATāS THE POINT
āI AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESSā āoh hey sabrina.ā
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought youād grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,Ā
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, youād never run out of āyour sizeā again
and you wouldnāt have to work for it at all, and youād never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I donāt see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldnāt kill me becauseĀ everyone would know
Thatās great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says āoh, yeah, thatās just pete, he does this sometimes, donāt worryā
āBRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.ā
āDonāt antagonize the fae.ā
āI AM the fae, Susan.ā
Also, considerā people will know itās you, but it doesnāt say theyāll know what you are. āSo is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?ā āWe.. we donāt know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they werenāt the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didnāt want to talk about it.ā
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how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free
Beijing E-Town Half Marathon & Humanoid Robot Half Marathon
First the robots came for the jobs of unskilled workers, and I did not speak out, for I was not an unskilled worker Then the robots came for the jobs of the creators, and I did not speak out, for I was not a creator Then the robots came for the jobs of alcoholics trying to get home from the pub at closing time while needing a piss, and nobody spoke up for me, because I was passed out face-down in a puddle of my own urine
I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.
I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.
reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world
iām only on reddit for r/Kevin
This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today
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