[pjackk]

Yeah i dont think i can take any more madness/pain

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[oneheadtoanother]

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[sckrewedup-deactivated20220616]

[bigpuppo]

what the fuck

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

a glimpse of utopia

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[malwaremaid]

i dont know

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[johncagedigicoreremix]

pretending to forgive my inner child so it comes out of hiding and i can deliver the final blow

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[trattenbach]

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[antennafarm]

sorry man some days it’s just like that. happens to the best of us.

[lesbibimbap]

[bgm05]

now that we’re alone, do you want to touch jaronas?

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?