The Mincing Magician’s Guide to Troubled Birds
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The Mincing Magician’s Guide to Troubled Birds
part 1 / part 2
Asra, to himself: I love MC… so much… they’re such an important part of my life… I wouldn’t be the same without them… how can I convey that to them?
Asra:
Asra:
Asra: *sends MC a meme out of nowhere at 2 AM*
Asra: Perfect.
Yrene Towers sounds cooler than Yrene Westfall and all I’m saying is Chaol really did her dirty with that.
Chaorene song!!!!
Yall know the song "Señorita" by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello right? Well that song is literally Chaol and Yrene's song!!! Here's proof!!!
"I love it when you call me señorita
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya
But every touch is ooh la la la
It's true, la la la"
It literally says she loves being called a Lady!! As in Last Westfall!!!! In ToD these two basically "hid" their feelings from each other till the end, which is them pretending not to need each other! But we all know how that ended 😂😂 They handsy and love touching each other, hint: its how yrene got prego 😂😇 Enjoy my crazy theory 😂😘😘
Chaol:
• Loves Dorian.
• Fights with everyone for Dorian.
• Doesn't mind staying paralyzed just to be by Dorian's side.
• Will go to the ends of earth to protect Dorian.
• Has canonicaly gone on dinner dates with Dorian.
• Literally cares for no one else but Dorian.
People in the SJM fandom: DoRiaN aNd ChAol haVe NEVER sHown siGns oF roMantiC feElings.
Me, Chaol, Dorian, Fenrys, Aelin and the entire universe:
OK SO,
I haven’t been in tumblr for a while but I just need to scream my LOVE FOR CHAOL WESTFALL. My boo deserves the love
Chaorene is underrated and I’m MAD ABOUT IT
Yrene Towers and Elide Lochan have the biggest "that bitch" energy.
Yrene: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings?
Hasar: No.
Chaol: I do!
Yrene: I know, Chaol.
Chaol: I’m sad!
Yrene: I know, Chaol.
How underrated is this scene,,,
Just saying that if Chaol would ever give me that look, last thing I would be doing is offering an arm...
Healers
Chaol went from terrified of magic to marrying one of the most powerful healers the world has ever known. And now he and Yrene are easing the next generation of healers. Boys and girls who will not have to hide from persecution. Their child, baby westfall, takes after Yrene, but instead of the normal white healing light, they have a water affinity able to heal any blight.
Celaena: Who are you?
Aelin: I'm you, but happier
Fenrys: *Playing out of tune guitar*
Lorcan: Do you take requests?
Fenrys: Sure, what do you want?
Lorcan: For you to stop.
Aelin: Alcohol tastes better when you’re underage.
Aelin: The secret ingredient is crime.
Rowan: Arobynn tell you that?
Aelin: Nope. That one’s all me baby!
That moment in QoS
Chaol: I have no fears!
* no future with Nesryn *
Chaol: I have one fear
* not being able to walk anymore *
Chaol: I have 2 fears
if kadara and abraxos dont become friends i swer i’ll sue sarah j. maas