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Kate, 26, they/them, bi. 18+, minors DNI. In this house we stan women, nonbinary folks, and Muriel.  Sometimes I emerge from my well to hiss at the sun and bestow upon you a niche headcanon post

[angelavweber-deactivated2021111]

i saw the first two lines and assumed that was just his reaction to learning about midnight sun

[dynamax--grookey]

It’s the beat thing I’ve ever read.

[wastedonthesebutterflies]

Oh my god I have no idea what this is supposed to be but I love it

[valtsv]

[meangirlnurse]

so far, i don’t enjoy The Sims Medieval as much as i enjoy The Sims 3. i do, however, think that this is the best personality trait in any Sims game, period:

[meangirlnurse]

best. trait. ever

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[squeakitties]

[depsidase]

[localtiredgoat]

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

[extremefandomfeels]

And they didn’t even mention the best page.

[amygdalae]

Room: just a room. no connotations

Bedroom: definitely intimate, but mostly sleepy

Bedchambers: still mostly for sleeping but undefined romantic trysts happen here for sure

Boudoir: this one's just for fucking I think

[unclefather]

new states just dropped and white supremacist sharks live there

[brucebocchi]

[curseworm]

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

[adulthoodisokay]

you can’t get sentences like this anywhere else

[dingdongyouarewrong]

the first time i ever saw a christmas carol i was 8 and it was a teen production of it at the community center i took piano lessons at (i even auditioned for it!) and there were like no guys in this play so scrooge was a woman and they changed ‘ebenezer scrooge’ to ‘ebony scrooge’ so i thought for years that was just the play and it was about a stingy woman named ebony scrooge learning to appreciate christmas and not be greedy

[the-wannabe-hero]

E-Ebony Chri'stmas December Scrooge…

[dingdongyouarewrong]

Hi my name is Ebony Chri’stmas December Money Scrooge and I have long ebony black hair and a lot of money (that’s how I got my name) with an icy blue nightcap and a really fancy nightgown and icy white hair like limpid snow and a lot of people tell me I look like tom ricketts (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). all of my friends are ghosts. I have pale white skin. I live in a town called London, which is in England. I’m a factory owner (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. Today I was wearing a fancy nightcoat and a black velvet top hat from hot topic and a monocle that showed off my sideburns and white foundation. I was walking around London. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very unhappy about because I hate snow and I hate christmas. A lot of poor people stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[bigrabbitsstuff]

🦈

[babewyn]

Now tell me this cunt int smooth

[dersprite-mspfa]

Rating: Cute

Chewing on boats is a common behavior of healthy domestic cats. This cat is likely chewing on a boat as a form of playing.

[spelldealer]

thought you all would like to see these pictures i got of mama kitty today

[bakermiraak]

i'm abandoning my current skyrim run to try and collect all 50+ vanilla followers and i've decided to dress them up in cool wizard robes to keep track of them in a crowd

[bakermiraak]

update: i now have 11 followers and they push me around so hard that i'll sometimes clip through the ground

[bakermiraak]

yeet i'm at 20ish followers and now i feel like a teacher trying their best to manage a gaggle of students during a field trip

[bakermiraak]

i literally cannot get through them?? the orb pondering class of 4e201 is starting to rebel...

[bakermiraak]

onmund pondered over the orb sm that he's levitating everywhere????

anyways tiny little update:

- i've 31 followers now

- only half of them actually fast travel with me, the other half travels by foot to the destination

- everytime i enter somewhere, i'm dropped a solid 10 metres away from the actual entrance because it's so crowded

- everyone is so loud

- brelyna will sometimes say "got any sausages?" and jenassa will reply "gods you're starving" which i think is cute :)

[bakermiraak]

orb pondering class of 4e201 now has 40 students!! serana's too emo to wear anything else for the moment and i've decided against recruiting cicero because there can only be one class clown and it's gonna be me

[bakermiraak]

we're at 45 followers!! only 10 to go now :)

[cundtcake]

[daphneblakess]

okay but how fucking funny would it be if immediately after buzzfeed unsolved ends, they announce a new show on watcher with the exact same premise and execution

[daphneblakess]

GUESS WHO GETS TO BE APOLLO'S CHOSEN PROPHET OF THE WEEK BABES

[guerrillatech]

imagine simping for capitalism this badly

[arsonsara]

[rainbow-lizzard]

Why'd they have to use an image that makes it look like scrooge is getting that Charles Dick in him

[rainbow-lizzard]

[guerrillatech]

imagine simping for capitalism this badly

[arsonsara]

[rainbow-lizzard]

Why'd they have to use an image that makes it look like scrooge is getting that Charles Dick in him

[rainbow-lizzard]