Butter-Faced-Nut-Dragons

I post random stuff. Usually from pjo or throne of glass. Really just anything that interests me.

[teriongai-deactivated20230430]

👮🏻‍♂️DOES THIS 😡😡😡LOOK 🤨🤨LIKE THE 😤GOD DAMNED🤬🤬 HARBINGER MOTEL 🏨 TO YOU!?!?🔍🔍🕵🏻‍♂️

*an upbeat version of Fly Me To The Moon starts playing*

[brindleberry]

Hello! 😄👋🏻 how’s it going out there? this is- uhh- uh 🫥 we need help 😀 this is- uhh 🫥 we are counsellors at hackett’s 🤔 quarry 🤔 summer camp 😄👍🏻 and there’s been a horrible accident 😰 - attack - some stuffs. bad. here. 😬 we need your help 😀🤲🏻 there is a swarm 🐝 of bears 🐻😐 and they are evvverrryywhere 🫠 there’s these hunters too 😳 they seem to be shooting at the bears 🧐 but also at us? 🤨 um which is not good 🫡❌ and a few of our friends are hurt 😔 and um we’re in desperate need of help 😀 so please- imeantheres VICIOUS 👹 BEARS 🐻❗️and uhhh 🫥 weeee don’t know what to do 🙃 so please? 😇😭 come help us 🙏🏻 SOS 🆘 this is an emergency 🚨 S- Savee ourr ship? 🤔🚢 comee onn down 🤪🤩 pleasehelpus 😀👍🏻

[touretteculture]

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

[butter-faced-nut-dragons]

Clarrise: You’re just an asshole aren’t you

Percy: No, I’ve got arms and legs

[nestafireheart]

Mort: *before crown of midnight* Day 23 in the chamber. They aint found me yet but when they do they gonna be surprised

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[f85o-deactivated20230618]

[incorrect-random-fandom]

Emerie: Where the fuck is Nesta?

Gwyn: I don't know. She's short, she's probably under something.

Azriel, under his breath: Yeah, probably under Cassian.

[butter-faced-nut-dragons]

Percy: I don’t think we man mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this.

Annabeth cracking her knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

[butter-faced-nut-dragons]

Aelin: Ok, let me walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?

Rowan, Chaol and Aedion: What did you do?

[kayla-2]

Rhysand looking to Feyre to get Azriel off of Eris in Acowar during the High Lords meeting was honestly one of my favorite parts. He didn’t even try before turning to Feyre like “get your damn kid”

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[justreadertings]

Sarah J. Maas characters as actual things me and my friends have said:

Dorian: "he's not a simp... he's in love!"

Aelin: "I cant wait to die so I can see my end credit scene"

Mor: "it REEKS of straight people"

Azriel: "I've been social distancing my entire life, this is nothing new"

Also Aelin: "I feel like gods always have a superiority complex"

Lorcan: "the problem is, is that I have no one"

Amren: "in the nicest way possible: you're dead to me"

Chaol: "what's your least favorite type of person? mine is me"

Hunt: "by the power of horny, he will remember"

The entire cadre: "SPIN! THAT! BROADSWORD!"

Feyre: "I'm so sick of having my blood not pacted"

Fenrys: "drunk on life, sober on anxiety"

Rhysand: "if soup were a verb, I would be doing it"

Also also Aelin: "I dont let no sky man affect my body!"

Lucien: "the redheads know natural selection is coming for them"

Cassian: "I stood up on a swivel chair for the first time in my life and I felt free"

Aedion: "hypothetical situation: you're hommies with an orphan"

Rowan: "maybe he's born with it. maybe we are breaking his limbs"

Bryce: "it's called a legacy. look it up."

Lysandra: "the drama is worth the trama"

Also Dorian: "he's simp charming!"

Manon: "if you dont have a bounty out for you, did you really live?"

Danika: "what's it like knowing you're gonna get into heaven one day?"

Nesta: "what's not ok about this is all of it"

Maeve: "in case you forgot I'm manipulative..."

Ianthe: "Dang, he went hard core religion!"

[delphinidin4]

[elodiot]

my url

my username is “nitrogenous waste” bc my bio teacher told us that shit (poop) is nitrogenous waste and i’m a piece of shit so yes

i hope you like my url

@bubble-gum-2008 @donotthephrog @spackjarroww what’s the story behind ur urls ❤️

[fruitier-mushroom]

My username is "bubble-gum-2008" because my parents told me not to use my real name on social apps so I thought it sounded good and the numbers-

It's the year I was born in 😀

(also @nitrogenouswaste you are not a piece of shit. You are amazing :D ❤💛💚💙💜)

@i-am-a-brogle @thenerdandfandoms @writingbitch What about yours?

[thenerdandfandoms-deactivated20]

My username is “thenerdandfandoms” because my friends always say I’m a nerd. “TheNerd” is my go-to, but that was taken, so I figured I was in a lot of fandoms so- 

Thanks for the tag! :D

@mccall-me-maurice @un-empressed @clara-is-an-artist​ @surielandiareendgame​ :)

[un-empressed]

Me: time to make a sideblog for the witchlands

*frantically searches the goodreads quotes page for something good and accidentally gets spoiled for something strange and deadly, a book series I didn't even plan to read at that point*

@thevoidwell @thebitchlands (yours are very self explanatory i just had to tag someone)

[thebitchlands]

Bitch rhymes with witch and I thought it was funny

@butter-faced-nut-dragons @sxfik @amren-courtofdreams

[butter-faced-nut-dragons]

It was a Gordon Ramsey insult generator my mates and I found funny, so I decided I would use it

@the-half-blood-nerd

[oe6]