од срања се не бежи

сазидао у цркава да мало смирим савест после свега што сам просао ноћу тешко заспим [ aph rp blog for the country of serbia. run by elena. ]

[tojesrpskadika]

🖤

send a 🖤 for my muse to describe yours in the worst way possible

     Dima does cocaine and had. Maybe has, STDs. I’ve seen him do it. The cocaine. That kicks fucking ass. You wish you were him. You fucking wish.

[tojesrpskadika]

🖤 feeling twisted and crazy today

send a 🖤 for my muse to describe yours in the worst way possible

     Uhh, ‘I’m Alexei, I eat paintings. I’ve definitely eaten at least one. I was born from a swamp’. I feel like that actually happened, I’ve been to Saint Petersburg. You only do that arts school drugs shit like opium and you think you are so cool for it. Snort Adderall like the rest of the twenty-first century and then write a paper about it. Or paint a canvas about it. Or whatever the fuck nerds do when they have their third eye blasted open. Also I think if you punched Alexei he would probably die but I don’t wanna test that out myself because I like him too much but someone else can do it I guess. He looks like a piece of paper. All white and thin and shit. And if he gets behind the wheel of a car he passes out. So stop fuckin’ complaining when I decide to drive, bitch!

[tojesrpskadika]

🖤 ofc

send a 🖤 for my muse to describe yours in the worst way possible

      Fuck you Hrvat asshole I’m fucking your sister and she loves it, also your country sucks shit, gay coastlines and gay bars, weirdest looking country on the map, Catholic, crazy dad, probably fucking Evgenij, and your seventies-ass hair and whatever the fuck your dresses and shit are who fucking looks like that anymore that isn’t Ceca? I bet you wish you were Ceca. Wife of a fuckin’ rich insane warlord, hiding guns in her couch and shit. Too bad, she belongs to the Serbs. Fuck you. We’re not in-laws we’re sworn enemies.

[bates--boy]

Send me 🖤 for my muse to describe yours in the worst way possible.

[tojesrpskadika]

hey

[knowyournewmeme]

in the heat of the moment, in that very delivery room, i decided to name my son “competition”. that was 14 years ago.

[ofhotheads-blog]

sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

[tojesrpskadika]

nole being defaulted from the us open has brought out some really incredible conspiracy postings from serbs on here thank you for once tumblr algorithm

[antvrp]

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

*me eating pussy* haha hold on babe gotta follow these instructions i saw on tumblr

[jesusbones]

Fucking lmao

[nihilistperfection]

Only a fuckboy

[dagashi-deactivated20160725]

listen shitless the joker, while you said that i fucked your girlfriend and also your gay

[vekvolkodav]

you will be healed and come back again. 

[tojesrpskadika]

Achoo bless u i jus blessed myself swag lol

[rcktpwr]

dick fell off at the gym again. you know how it is

[radiomayak]

tojesrpskadika​:

You don’t run your own Soundcloud, I’ve never seen you on a basketball court, and you don’t own a single pair of Jordans. Reads gay to me, brother.

That’s because that shit is weak, Stovan. I listen to good shit, crash my car, and wear Adidas. Real shit. No fake shit. And fuck Jordans. My feet are too big. 

[tojesrpskadika]

Did you just call the high fashion of sports weak? MY FUCKIN' RAP GAME?! WEAK?! [ The devastation is rolling off him in waves. ]

How could you do this to me, Ivan. I thought we were brothers. This is the worst, most gayest thing anyone has ever done to me ever, and my apartment building has a mortar shell hole in the side of it. What the fuck. What the fuck.

[tojesrpskadika]

uncle serbis

[radiomayak]

 @tojesrpskadika​ replied to your post “You’re dating a girl? I for real thought you were gay”

Damn me too, my B!

“What?!  Стован! I only date women, I’ve only ever dated women! Why would you think I was fucking gay?”

[tojesrpskadika]

You don't run your own Soundcloud, I've never seen you on a basketball court, and you don't own a single pair of Jordans. Reads gay to me, brother.

[tojesrpskadika]

@vilavelebita replied to your post:

What was the number? Seven?

You are so funny as always Cvita. SO FUNNY. HA. HA HA. [ DEADPAN ] There wasn't even a seven in it. Maybe an eight. As if I would remember. Fuck you. Go jingle a rosary.