some paws crossed stuff coming soon 💜
currently in the works: chapter 2 + cover art
currently completed/will need possible tweaking: scripts for chapters 2-4 and title art.
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some paws crossed stuff coming soon 💜
currently in the works: chapter 2 + cover art
currently completed/will need possible tweaking: scripts for chapters 2-4 and title art.
i think i saw a movie like this once
Ok I needed to know the story and
Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
Let's Rename the Birds!!! (pt. 11)
As you may already know... ornithological authorities (such as the AOS and ABA) in North America have decided, for a variety of reasons, to rename all of the birds that have been named after people.
Some examples: Lewis's Woodpecker, Smith's Longspur, MacGillivray's Warbler...
I thought it would be fun for us to come up with some ideas for new common names here on Tumblr.
Here are some criteria for re-naming that might appeal to ornithologists and birdwatchers:
Habitat and geographical range
Physical characteristics
Call/song characteristics
Behavior
PLEASE MAKE YOUR NAMING SUGGESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS, REBLOG, OR TAGS.
We'll take the best ideas, and put them in a poll by the end of the week! (I and an esteemed panel of ornithological tumblererrsssres will make the decisions).
WEEK 11 - Bullock's Oriole
Bullock’s Oriole (Icterus bullockii), males, family Icteridae, order Passeriformes
Breeds/nests in the western US, far SW Canada, and far NW Mexico
Overwinters in Mexico and northern Central America.
Usually found in open deciduous forests, especially along habitat edges. Found often in riparian woodlands (along river edges).
This species and the Baltimore oriole were considered to be a single species, the northern oriole, which was re-split into 2 species in 1995.
Feed on insects, berries, other fruits, and nectar.
Sexually dimorphic.
Seasonally monogamous, males and females care for the chicks.
Nest is constructed of woven plant fibers, looking somewhat like a round hanging basket.
Listen to the calls/songs here: Bullock's Oriole Sounds, All About Birds, Cornell Lab of Ornithology
photographs by Mick Thompson & Kevin Cole
photograph via: USFWS
Female - photograph by Janey Woodley
Nests, California - photograph by Eugene Zelenko
TIME TO VOTE!!!
We had so much input for this one, that we couldn’t possibly include all the great suggestions, but thanks to you all for your input.
Also, some of the color suggestions are not very spot on, on the color of the bird irl. For instance, Citron Oriole is a beautiful name, but "citron" is an actual color that does not match the bird's color.... even if it happens to evoke for you the orange to yellow-orange coloration of this oriole. Also, all Icterid oriole weave nests, so Weaving Oriole would not distinguish it from other species
Okay, you made your suggestions, and our esteemed panel of judges has weighed in:
@nemertea; @greycatbird, @passerinethehallway; @todaysbird, @proton-wobbler, and I!!!
What should we rename the Bullock's Oriole?
Sunset Oriole
Western Oriole
Sunburst Oriole
Black-masked Oriole
Eye-striped Oriole
White-winged Oriole
Painted Oriole
Eye-browed Oriole
I there is not clear winner (0ver 30%), then wew ill have a run-off election!
Ok, y'all. we have renamed Bullock's Oriole to...
Sunburst Oriole
2 of our friends that came to the wedding are trans girls and they both got immensely affirmed by my very liberal aunt apparently talking to them about how rough it is out here and suggesting they should start freezing their eggs
I almost laughed myself to tears when I heard them say that, that's incredible
^ fat fuck ^
kinda rude?? criticising a fuck for being good at being a fuck? most rude indeed !!
but also what is that thing on the right?
You have misheard me!! The creature on the right is the Fuck's friend, a Fat!!
You mean left?
okay you caught me being dumb so you get a little secret information about fuck detector
i queue like all of these posts at 3am when i can't sleep because otherwise i have nothing funny to say
apparently me at 3am cannot tell left from right so uh 3 fuckpoints to you congrats
my biggest word of advice to anyone scared to post their work/ocs/involve themselves in creative spaces online is to earnestly get interested in other people. be kind to others, like/reblog their work, tell them what you like about their work, get to know them as people.
this isn’t to “weasel” your way into anything or having ulterior motives or whatever. if you become friends with someone then that’s great! but there’s always something very personal about posting any kind of creative work. we’re all trying our best to connect with each other and the best way to get comfortable is to get to know others and show up as yourself. 🫶🏾
Artworks by Luka Samkharadze
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Idea: Time travel episodic adventure, but in a fantasy world.
Basically Chrono Trigger meets Doctor Who.
Protagonists:
History student from the “present day” steampunk era
Knight girl from the medieval era, aka typical fantasy setting
Legendary hunter from the ancient era, resembling ancient Greece/Egypt/Rome/Mesopotamia
The Chronomancer, the old wizard who sends them on missions throughout history.
They live in a weird sanctum outside of normal time. They help fight aberrations in history, rogue time travelers, and an evil organization trying to bring about the end of the world.
Episode ideas:
Bad guys mutate a Hydra so its heads never stop splitting and growing, creating an alternate timeline where the Hydra covers the entire world
In the dawn of time when gods, spirits, and mortals walked freely, something is killing all the gods ahead of schedule
Knight girl’s dad is implicated in the assassination of a king as a young man before he met her mother. The other two must clear his name and make sure their friend gets to be born.
In land inspired by Feudal Japan, somebody introduced future technology several centuries early and it’s upsetting a delicate political balance
The sanctum has been corrupted, trapping everyone in a time loop. The only way out is through cracks into random points in history. Hopefully there’s something helpful there.
whoops my hand slipped
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my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing
Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
they killed him for this
I know this is kind of a hot take but I think creating a religious ethnostate is bad
I actually think it is still bad even if it is a religious ethnostate for a highly oppressed ethnicity and religion. I just don’t think it’s a good idea
For anyone confused, an ethnostate is "a country populated by, or dominated by the interests of, a single racial or ethnic group."
This definition is taken from dictionary.com
Here is the Oxford dictionary definition, with a sentence example: