beyond reproach

Tumblr raised me. 32. she/her

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[powerburial]

cia agent im hallucinating: something crazy is happening and we cant tell you what but you're the only one who can save humanity. by killing everyone

me: yeah that sounds real

[yume-fanfare]

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

[paperjoshi]

what the fuck is a time knife

[bramblepatch]

[strawberrylovely]

[undeadentropy]

Time knife is a form of time knife

[dimension20official]

nothing sums up zoom energy adventuring party eps like when Lou kept talking about eating light bulbs

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[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[rosslynpaladin]

I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!

I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.

But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.

[pretzelsalt]

I need y’all to know that we used to have to scrape bugs (SO MANY BUGS) off of our car windshields after a roadtrip. Our front bumpers were covered in dead bugs. But now, the bugs are already dead. They don’t exist to get stuck on the windshields.

[spinmearoundd-deactivated202411]

[sceptixfakemon]

bet it feels good as fuck to wink at your maiden and shut your visor before charging at your contestant with a lance

[monacobby]

gonna say something controversial (not at all controversial) i don’t think an engine of a car needs to gather information and learn anything. i think it just needs to… ya know… power the car.

[01101010-01100100]

people are obsessed with how they look and how other people look. close your eyes

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[bonescaro]

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

[probuccalfat]

men used to deal with loneliness by writing shit like catcher in the rye or the death of ivan ilyich but now they go right to manosphere podcasts and peptides

[panther0302]

😂😂😂

[probuccalfat]

why are you replying rn when you could be writing the next great american novel?

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[plaingreekyogurt]

if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……

[evilios]

Actually the WORST thing to come out of the new Odyssey movie is that people are going to spread blatant misinformation on how nuanced mythology is. I have already seen multiple asks/posts about how "Helen was brainwashed by Aphrodite" like okay thank you for solving decades long debate on Helen's autonomy in one tumblr post but we literally do not have a singular conclusion on that.

[maswartz]

Not only does this kill the mystery but it kills community. No fun building up after each episode, no fun conversations, no time for fan content. All the work they put into it and it'll be gone in a day.