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harry-crane

INDEED.COM SKILL LIST:

DIFFICULTY RETAINING AUDIO INFORMATION

SUICIDAL AMBITION

HATRED OF PHONE CALLS

BITCHY AND RUDE

WOULD PREFER TO BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS

mkvltra

circa 1950: Two large spiders demonstrate aggressive behaviour toward each other by: Hulton Archive

#spiders

menlove-archive

you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

menlove-archive

lots of ppl making this about adults who have interests they find cringe but let me be clear this is about emotional immaturity. idgaf if you're 35 and like goku okay but can you have an adult conversation without making yourself the victim is the matter at hand here

theweirdwideweb

weepingwitch

8 Different European Castles You Could Imagine Yourself Mournfully Pacing About The Next Time You Get Bored Masturbating And Accidentally Slip Into A Power Fantasy About Being A Medieval Queen Waiting For Her Lover To Return From War

fashionsfromhistory

Dress Worn by Mrs. Charles G. Roebling

Emile Pingat (Paris, France)

c.1885

Philadelphia Museum of Art (Accession Number:1949-29-3a--c)

sillylittlearsonist

transitioning isnt enough i need to bond with a symbiote. i need to be a weird shapeshifting goo monster. i need look all pretty and then make my face split open reveling sharp teeth that by all logic should not fit in my skull. and the big long prehensile tongue.. ough