humor blog...

Hi I'm Sonja, call me soya :P Side blog. Tribute to my likes, will contain (mainly) funny stuff.

[julieterbang]

[pepsi-pinacola]

Kindergarten teacher: We have your child Vegas: State your demands and the place of ransom Kindergarten teacher: Please don't joke around again. This is your son's kindergarten. Venice has been waiting to be taken home for an hour.

[modogoblin]

[veganfairie]

wow. just wow. i don't know what to say

[every-reason-shes-fine]

Well…that’s closer to self-awareness than most people get—or willingly admit to.

[anxietyproblem]

[depsidase]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[twwren]

I’ve seen this ad, but i can finally rest knowing what happened.

[4yuel]

[atmeal012]

[atmeal012]

Budgerigar Onigiri (セキセイインコ　おにぎり）Budgerigar riceball

[dropovers]

[c-h-4-n-g-e-s]

[konoko]

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

[agapintheskin]

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

people I still want to stab over a decade later:

Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way, you will not write fantasy, ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction in this class, as this is a creative writing course.”

[morgynleri]

What the ever loving fuck is with “creative” writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISN’T CREATIVE?

[thebibliosphere]

I still remember my own creative writing teacher telling me this because he saw the Terry Pratchett book on my desk and got this smug smirk on his face like “aha, gotcha”. He had the nerve to pick it up and call it “popularist fiction”, like somehow being popular and easily accessible made it less inherent in intellectual value.

I had it in my back pack because I did my final thesis on the evolution of mythology and folk tails into fantasy and sci-fi and the societal importance of telling stories (before anyone asks, no I don’t have it, I lost it when I moved continents), and I used Terry Pratchett because there wasn’t a single humanitarian issue the man did not touch on.

Which I told him. And then he kind of floundered and went “ah, well but, it’s…well I mean it’s not exactly high brow”, like neither the fuck was Shakespeare or Dickens you self-important turnip. Dickens was literally selling his stories by the chapter. He was the popular author of his time. Shakespeare was too, he fucking made up words and phrases all the time because the language he needed to express himself didn’t exist in the way he needed it too.

Intellectual elitism is nothing more than a hold over from class warfare and the belief that only certain people should get to be truly educated. And it needs to be smashed.

[harocat]

My first creative writing course had the exact same rule. We were allowed to venture into magical realism and that is IT. I was so upset.

[poprocksromance]

I HATE professors who do this. My intro fiction writing course said we only could write realistic fiction. Get this: I felt so restricted by this that I wrote utter trash that term. My later fiction workshop professor did not have this same limitations and I ended up writing realistic fiction of my own free will that I was very proud of.

If you do this crap you shouldn’t be teaching courses like this. You are only forcing your students to hate the sub-genre and potentially give you garbage work. Congrats.

[toc1n0]

you wanna do overtime? idk man seems kinda gay to me. who you staying for? other men?

[fandoms-and-randoms]

This has nothing to do with content of my blog, but I’m CACKLING

[sickdelights-deactivated2023091]

So true bestie what did you say btw i was dissociating