Random Musings @tomatoeefaced - Tumblr Blog

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

neenarchive

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

robdogrbs

"guys i just got this new" it’s an ad

"let me show you what i just bought from" it’s an ad

"how am i just now discovering" it’s an ad

moshbrotatoes

000l

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

uncomfortablecliche

me when im absolutely not corrupted by the amulet

pawberri

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

pawberri

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion

sailormoonsub

Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls

rivertigo

do not raise a word against those crusty little white dogs in my presence. 1. they are some of the only breeds that were bred to live in a dumpy apartment not like a golden retriever who longs to swim and run and can’t even chill on your dumb couch cuz of the hair 2. You’ll be singing a different tune when the crusty little dog is a tiny little puppy and is the shade of a beautiful jasmine bloom… and you make fun of the old ladies for babying them when they’re crusty and old but someone will be taking care of YOU when you’re old and crusty and you will wish they love you as much as those old ladies love their crusty dogs….

#Oh :(

ehlihr

getting older and looking at ur own ocs like okay i know i said you were like 16-19 when i made you at 13 but no fucking way. youre 25 now

bethanydelleman

Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."

depsidase

suddenly-a-possum

skulduggery201

wuwojiti

eggshellsareeat

fuckterfs-reactivated20252412

whereserpentswalk

unstickyhunter

princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate

pidgefudge

#I love book Howl

imperviousthot

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

yimra-deactivated20250209

blubbed

this is the best tweet i've ever seen bar none

nsomniacsdream

"They're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man" sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink.