An emanation of energy

(they/ae) math is cool, computers are cool (but evil), dual majoring in cs and abandoning projects. voted most likely to be one of the fae. o sona e toki pona o toki tawa mi.

[wuwojiti]

this blog does not stand for webp slander

[wuwojiti]

history will vindicate me

[cottonvitellius-axv]

Obsessed with his mind

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[vacuously-true]

ok here goes

I hate leonhard euler. he got his grubby little fingers into every facet of mathmatics. I can't escape him. it seems like every other day i hear about how "oh yeah we know that bc of euler" and it pisses me off. man who is the most perfectest mathematician and oooo look at me im almost indisputably the greatest mathematician ever in all of history shut up euler. i hate you euler.

Reminds me of my analysis prof talking about Terry Tao. He was like, "ugh that man is fucking brilliant, he's relatable because he almost failed grad school because he played too much video games, and he's a great writer and speaker and expositor. The least he could do is be a fucking asshole so you don't feel bad about being jealous of him but no, by all accounts he is also simply a very nice person. Asshole."

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[delugeofconsciousness]

They already invented Pussy 2 it's called a neovagina

[girlnephew]

[eloso]

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

[dogpuppy]

[mid-evil-werewolf]

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

[mid-evil-werewolf]

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

[mid-evil-werewolf]

No hate on you because you’re braver than any US marine for that but I think we might have been having wildly different experiences

[fintan-pyren]

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

[maja-paja]

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

[eldritch-scrapyard]

*remembers I'm agnostic" I don't know who to thank for breasts

[chicken-delight]

[solardrake]

i am going to do it

[solardrake]

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

[solardrake]

it a litle bit cold

[foone]

is cannibalism vanilla?

yes, like vanilla extract. totally normal boring kink everyone has

what? no. cannibalism is not vanilla

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[algebraic-dumbass]

tower defense game where you defend a LaTeX document against professors, call it Thesis Defense

[abalidoth]

the most scathing response I got from my committee was "Mathematical notation does not work the way you seem to think it does", which if this was a tower defense game would be an instant game over

[sheepy-zephy]

*small service bell ringing*

You're listening to

*hmph!*

102.3

*awawa*

Real Princess FM

*tea pouring*

Where we play nothing but the most proper music

*window opens*

*dramatic sigh*

This isn't your queen's station

*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive starts playing*

[fallingtowers]

just thought you'd like to know that op of that post you just reblogged has a sex kink. yeah ive seen her porn blog and theres like zero inflation or latex or anything normal on there it's all gifs of naked people smushing their bodies together. it's disgusting