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Non-binary (agender), any pronouns, pl/en, I love crime (genre) Read my stuff please: https://archiveofourown.org/users/iStalker (for works in Polish you can just. hit me up.)

[ravenfleesfire]

Starting making an "got work in 15 minutes" moodboard today but I didn't have time to finish it because I had work in 15 minutes

[queercomposer]

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[moonlitvesper]

madohomu 4eva

[artechna]

Kolya Krasotkin from The Brothers Karamazov!

i loved him lowkey he’s so “erm! actually! 🤓” coded and reminds me of me when i was a kid hahaha

[doovild]

Let her be happy!

[perennimal]

nurse and intern

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

[lmnrrtt]

always everyone else’s fault

[inmemoriame]

new brushes

[irl-donut]

[irl-donut]

she did it!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Everybody STOP having a crisis, it’s now tea time

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Pause all dread an catastrophe to have a cuppa and some cookies for the next 15-30 minutes

This is a wizard spell

[textpostscymraeg]

Pawb STOPIWCH fod mewn argyfwng, mae'n amser te rŵan

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Rhowch saib ar bob ofn a thrychineb er mwyn cael paned a bisgedi am y 15-30 munud nesaf

Mae hwn yn swyn dewin

[luceirosdegolados]

Rapazada PARADE de ter unha crise, agora é a hora do té.

☕☕☕🫖🫖🍵🍵🍪

Toda catástrofe e anguria queda en pausa pra nós tomar unhas taciñas e unhas bolechas os próximos 15-30 minutos.

Isto é un feitizo.

[zanda-rl]

Que todo el mundo PARE de tener una crisis nerviosa, es la hora del té

☕☕☕🫖🍵🍵🍪

Ponemos pausa a todo el pavor y las catástrofes para tomar una taza de algo y unas galletas durante los próximos 15-30 minutos

Esto es un hechizo

[fulgrims-big-naturals]

Tutti SMETTETE di avere una crisi, è l’ora del tè.

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Metti pausa a tutto il terrore e catastrofe per 13-15 minuti.

Questo è un incantesimo.

Senti scusa se I verbi non li ho fatto bene solo parlò l’italiano col mio papà e a volta guardo qualcosa in TV

[felifeltfrog]

SLUTA ha en kris allihop, det är nu té-dags

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Pausa all fruktan och katastrof och ta en fika dem kommande 15-30 minuterna.

Detta är en trollformel.

[skulduggery201]

Wszyscy PRZESTAŃCIE mieć kryzys, pora na herbatę

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Powstrzymajcie swój lęk i katastrofizowanie na czas picia herbatki i jedzenia ciasteczek przez najbliższych 15-30 minut

To jest czarodziejskie zaklęcie

[gorusiti7]

Paranormasight is a pretty good and exciting game!

[kitsunico]

the worms are back

[feluka]

i need to stop keeping the funnies in the tags and actually commit them to poorly isolated sprite over text post format

[kitsunico]

reposting cause im so hype for mermaid's curse. let's go curses!

[salty-dracon]

Ace Attorney Deaths: They say the defendant bludgeoned the victim with a convenient flat object. The circumstances themselves aren't impossible. But the information about the motive is coming from a parrot on the witness stand. Danganronpa Deaths: I thought we were all friends here but it seems SOMEONE couldn't resist killing someone and then dramatically revealing the body in some crazy, dramatic fashion. No thanks to whoever probably tampered with the crime scene to make it more interesting. Zero Escape Deaths: It's all normal murder. The weird part is that the victim came back to life as a clone, or everyone's killing each other, or there's cross-timeline transportation and the destruction of humanity involved. AI The Somnium Files Deaths: Who is the killer, and why would they keep doing THAT to the corpses? And can people stop dying for five minutes, we're only one route in and I don't know what's going on! Buried Stars Deaths: The murders are all kinda normal but we're a small cast and we're not solving this ourselves. Time to call in the big guns... the toxic Twitter feed. Process of Elimination/Tantei Bokumetsu Deaths: You take your eyes off this group for five minutes and they've somehow Rube Goldberged each other into the cruelest and most unusual way a person can possibly die, all without anyone noticing. Gnosia Deaths: The two options are "vanished into thin air" and "chucked in the freezer", and the second one's democratically sanctioned. But there's a secret third option, which is "thrown out the airlock for misgendering someone", and a secret fourth which is "slime". Your Turn to Die Deaths: It's not the murders that are cruel, it's the player's participation in the murders. Ghost Trick Phantom Detective Deaths: The first step of trying to keep someone from dying is watching them die and going, "THAT'S how you died?!" before rolling up your sleeves and fixing the situation. Paranormasight Deaths: In any other game, deducing how someone drowned in the middle of a field while bone dry would be the subject of a huge Ace Attorney style courtroom segment. In this game it's just "probably this one specific curse stone", and the hard part is finding out what criteria they fulfilled on a technicality to activate it.