Tom Bob Toe

Keep it secret keep it safe

[animentality]

[jabberding0]

how it's done

[otpcruiseliner]

[theonion]

[naulee]

Remember when the Onion was satire?

[femmeidiot]

What exactly am I supposed to do? Be horny and stupid for the rest of my life?

[femmeidiot]

Turns out yes.

[xxxadgothur]

[radiofreederry]

[dinosaurguy]

This is a positive post

[wormyorchids]

👍👍👍

[gunsandfireandshit]

Psych! Fucking GETS you!

[queerbookwhore]

Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

[cat-source]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

she wants to gentol totche too

[emotion-deluxe]

Too tired to jerk off but not tired enough to go to bed 😮‍💨

[altsemhanser-deactivated2023100]

To tired to piss too full of piss to sleep

[emotion-deluxe]

🤝🏼 amen to that brother

[secrua]

gotta save hyrule, but first let me take a #selfie

[akai-koutei55]

PLEASE WATCH THIS. IT’S PERFECT.

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

me: *finishes blowing a guy*

him: you're not going to pretend you're one of those poison spitting dinosaurs from Jurassic Park again, right?

me:

[autie-j]

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

[slugxcrossing]

yes BUT

Daffy woulda been there too, doubting Bugs, complaining the whole way, and coveting the Ring at the last

and at the end, when Daffy tries to bite the Ring off Bugs’ finger and shatters his teeth on it, Bugs reveals that he’s holding a fake gloved hand on a stick, SLAPS Daffy with the fake gloved hand on a stick, and tosses the Ring nonchalantly into Mount Doom

leagues away, Sauron’s eye swings wildly to Mount Doom and Yosemite Sam’s voice screams WOT IN TARNATION!

[1-700-aesthetics-deactivated202]

[cowboy]

whaoh why is uncle iroh giving zuko drugs

[konigstigerr]

uncle highroh lol

[cubtooth]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[meow-moment]

[neotrances-deactivated]

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POST MY VIDEO

[neotrances-deactivated]

oh i’m gonna kill my self.

[tfpmegatron]

[stiwfssr]

This porno didn’t fuck around

[practical---bitchcraft]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

there’s… a lot to take in here…

[fineillsignup]

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…

It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.

Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

[abysmallylost23]

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