slowly dying

just message me if you have questions as to why am i still alive- or when u want me to edit for u or sum shit

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[era-eclipsed-deactivated2019072]

Pleass

[lenavonschweetz]

I need a win

[play-doh-slut]

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

[cpunks]

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

[moony-mc-monster]

transition from one to the other is considered “getting better”

[dovabunny]

Millenials: Nothing I do will ever really matter *full blown depressive existential crisis on a weekly basis*

GenZ’s: nothing I do will ever really matter lol. shits fucked either way dudes. *dresses like stay-at-home dad and dances to Post Malone*

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

i dont like the accuracy of this. at all

[vampires-and-witches]

I saw everyone on twitter tearing Emma Watson apart for saying she’s self - partnered instead of single and decided to watch her interview for British Vogue to know what the hell was she trying to say with that. I was very surprised to find a 30 minute video in which amongst other things she talks about the following:

She felt undeserving when she was appointed as UN Women goodwill ambassador and sought out Gloria Steinem to learn about feminist activism.

She thinks the criticism she received for being a white feminist was useful because it made her educate herself.

She says there’s a desperate need to reform the education system in the UK to change the way they are taught the history of how Britain has been involved in foreign affairs and how they profited from slavery.

She felt anxious about approaching 30 because there’s a lot of pressure to have a husband and a baby by then and she’s still figuring her life out.

She was so young when she was casted in Harry Potter that she doesn’t remember much of her life before it and she went to therapy to deal with her issues with fame. She used to feel very guilty for being unhappy because she thought she should enjoy fame more.

The interviewer is a transgender woman and they discuss transgender issues for a while. Emma is in regular contact with a trans child which makes the topic of trans rights emotional for her because she’s very anxious for this kid’s safety.

She talks about her role as Meg March in the new Little Women movie and defends that unlike what many people say choosing to be a wife and a mother doesn’t make Meg a less feminist character and quotes a line from the movie, “Just because my dreams are different than yours it doesn’t mean they are unimportant.”  

She wishes more people would realize she’s not Hermione Granger but also understands why they want to see that in her because Hermione is a symbol for her too.

She used to think she could never be happy without a partner and now that she has learnt to navigate that better and is genuinely happy single she’s started to think of herself as self - partnered in contrast to the time when she thought of herself as single = lonely.

Every media outlet decided to focus in an out of context quote from the three minutes she talked about her dating life when the actual interview had a lot of depth and way more important things were discussed. I’m sad and angry but not surprised.

[incorrect-ironfamily]

Kidnapper: We have your son, Peter.

Tony: Oh my god, let me talk to him.

Kidnapper: Go ahead, you’re on speaker.

Tony: Dumbass.

[perachelsource]

Piper: What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made while drunk?

Percy: Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

[dreamfall-deactivated20220922]

letting a traumatized character have their happy ending where they can recover from their trauma will always be a thousand times more powerful than killing them off for shock value

[tomhollandnstuff]

@ russo brothers, we're looking at u

[pyrlspite]

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

[trukingofskeletonhell]

Goblin Market

[amazingspidermans]

if a guy doesn’t go to a different country just to buy you a gorgeous floral necklace that happens to be the namesake of your favorite murder is he even worth it?

[nochillsteve-archived-deactivat]

Robert Downey Jr on one of his last moments with Stan Lee (2019)

[worthlessstreetrat]

Robert using ‘meta’ is so funny

[godlessondheimite]

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

[solarmorrigan]

So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we’ll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she’ll be back in a couple of minutes

Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y’know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl’s balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it’s quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us

After a long moment, she says, confused, “You didn’t pop the balloons.”

To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, “We’re allowed to pop them?” and immediately turns around and stabs his friend’s balloon with the pencil

There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates’ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. “I can’t believe you didn’t pop your balloons.”

Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

[crotalusruber]

bitches really just see tony stark on any post and just smash that reblog button huh

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[oof-howboutn0]

Angst

Writers: *puts favorite character(s) through a bunch of shit*

Fandom: OMG! Just let them live! They don’t deserve this!

Also fandom: *writes a ton of angsty fanfic where the character(s) go through way worse than canon*

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[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

I deserve this call out

[niyarest]

are you “i look worse with my glasses on” team or “i look worse without my glasses on” team?

[fujoneko-zft]

I look fucking ugly all the time

[niyarest]

i know i made this post but Mood

[officialunitedstates]

on the internet no one knows

[decenthumanbeing69]

No one knows what?

[officialunitedstates]

no one knows

[block]

reblog this if you miss someone

[holymarvel]

nsfw but reblog if you’d let tom holland raw you