Grinch x Martha May incorrect quotes bc I’m hyper fixated and adore them
Martha: You have to apologize to them, Grinch
Grinch: Fine! But I must warn you, this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the grinch you fell in love with.
Grinch: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Martha: It was autocorrect.
Grinch: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Grinch: Goodnight to the love of my life, Martha, and fuck the rest of y'all.
Grinch: No, I literally fell—
Martha : In love with me the moment you saw me?
Grinch: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Martha : Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Grinch: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Martha : Were you going to get me flowers?
Grinch: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
*Martha and Grinch skipping stones on lake*
Martha: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Grinch, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Martha: Do you take constructive criticism?
Grinch: I only take cash or credit.
Martha: Hey Grinch , I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Grinch , pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Martha: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Grinch !
Martha, pointing: May I sit there?
Martha: That doesn't answer my question, Grinch .
*Grinch comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Martha ’s bedroom.*
Martha: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
Grinch: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.
Grinch: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Martha: I made this bracelet for you.
Grinch: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Martha: You don’t have to wear…
Grinch: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Martha: Talk dirty to me~
Grinch: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Grinch: The economy is in shambles
Grinch: Martha , why are you crying?
Martha: This book is so sad!!
Grinch, picking it up: But this is my diary-
Grinch: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Grinch: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Grinch, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Martha, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
Grinch: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Martha: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Grinch: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Martha: Are you ready to commit?
Grinch: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Martha: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Grinch: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Grinch: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Martha: Aren't you forgetting something?
Grinch: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Martha 's forehead before running out.*
Martha: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Martha: We all have our demons.
Martha, grabbing Grinch: This one’s mine.
Grinch: You’re giving me a sticker?
Martha: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Grinch: I’m not a preschooler.
Martha: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Grinch: I earned this, back off!
Grinch: Martha, do you love me?
Grinch: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Martha: Well, of course I…. Would…
Grinch: I mean something really… really bad.
Martha: Grinch, what did you do?
