non binniarry

[yinqors-deactivated20141206]

[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[daniels-ramblings]

@neurodivergent-crow

[neurodivergent-crow]

I haven’t seen this post in ages but it’s my fave corvid post.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Intelligence is rooted in how much of a dick you can knowingly be.

[thegoldensoundtwice]

@raphcrow

[karazrel]

[dontotdraws]

Harley, Harley & Harley!

[radical-eve]

[kasaron]

Guessing it uses ultrasound?

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Ultrasonic background noise, yes.

[kasaron]

Ye, that’s what I’d use.

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

The real question is whether they’re gonna hold the patent close to their chest so they can sell it, or if they’ll open the patent so homegamers can take a crack at building their own.

[boomalope-pope]

They’ve already put the code and 3D printing models up on github!

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

God bless ‘em

[vaporwavevocap]

Heroes.

[ifuckinglovehomestuck]

And it’s got a great aesthetic

Time to look like a square enix character

[eg515]

Birds of Gay

aka an incomplete list of lgbtq+ characters and moments in Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn

Harley is confirmed as not straight, with a woman included in the list of her previous relationships

Renee Montoya, confirmed lesbian, with several mentions of and scenes with her previous girlfriend

Ellen Yee, said ex-girlfriend

both Harley and Dinah constantly complimenting Helena

whatever that thing Victor Zsasz and Roman Sionis have going on is

[edward-e-nigma-deactivated20210]

Rumor is you can rap to a Rusty Cage song 👀👀👀👀

Only song I can consider "rapping" to is "Lives of Flies". I'd sing it, however, may be a few Rusty fans, such as myself, who may find it displeasing to hear me rap to this song.

[moony-mc-monster]

I challenge you to it then.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

““When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when she was young and had her first child, she didn’t believe in striking children, although spanking kids with a switch pulled from a tree was standard punishment at the time. But one day, when her son was four or five, he did something that she felt warranted a spanking–the first in his life. She told him that he would have to go outside himself and find a switch for her to hit him with. The boy was gone a long time. And when he came back in, he was crying. He said to her, “Mama, I couldn’t find a switch, but here’s a rock that you can throw at me.” All of a sudden the mother understood how the situation felt from the child’s point of view: that if my mother wants to hurt me, then it makes no difference what she does it with; she might as well do it with a stone. And the mother took the boy into her lap and they both cried. Then she laid the rock on a shelf in the kitchen to remind herself forever: never violence. And that is something I think everyone should keep in mind. Because if violence begins in the nursery one can raise children into violence.””

— Astrid Lindgren, author of Pippi Longstocking, 1978 Peace Prize Acceptance Speech  (via i-contain-multitudes)

[riddlebat-deactivated20180428]

on a different note. i really love this jerk

I’d like to dip back into the fun money throwing Eddie again please.

[jaycubs]

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification. article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

[extrafeisty-deactivated20130626]

WHAT!?

[fersureyoubetcha]

gross gross gross gross gross

[durnesque-esque]

Good morning disgusting. Remember ladies:

“No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)

A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.

If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.

Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.

You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.

The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

[hazelandglasz]

boosting the fuck out of this

[spoiledbabe-deactivated20130821]

They have this in Continental Midtown in Philly, it’s fucking creepy and not cool at all

[umbr]

the most obvious solution i can think of is to break that motherfucker. what are they going to do? sue you for breaking something they shouldnt have had?

[gender-euphowrya]

That’s fucking disgusting.

[triplebigday]

Hey, fellas. You ever feel like you have to check if you’re standing in front of a two-way mirror? Women do.

[zimpirate]

This needs to be known

[therealraewest]

Also note the fingernail test will fail on particularly cheap mirrors, or ones without glass in front of the reflective surface, so don’t immediately panic if a mirror fails the fingernail test. Try another method too, just to be sure

[swolerbear]

What the fuck?????????????

[cabybapa]

This is disgusting

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

I’m sorry…

What the fuck?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

[moony-mc-monster]

break

them

[itsallavengers]

why is tumblr’s idea of progressive constantly being angry and having no fun ever

[itsallavengers]

I still get notifs for this post because I find it truly indicative of tumblr as a website. Just look at how many people are angry about this. You all could not have proved my point better if you tried. It’s a perfect storm of chaos and lack of brain activity

[enigmatickal-deactivated2021052]

ed + calling out his coworkers

[sandersstudies]

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[sandersstudies]

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

[thatsbelievable]

[penguinssupersecretsafehouse]

[meviss-j-deactivated20220302]

Happy Valentine’s Day! 

[ufonaut]

COOLIO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JONATHAN CRANE SCARECROW IN THE SCHUMACHER BATMAN MOVIES AND NO ONE TOLD ME??? NO ONE TOLD ME????????????????

[ufonaut]

GUYS

WE COULD’VE GOTTEN THIS CRANE

WITH THE NEON GANG AS HIS HENCHPPL IM ABOUT TO

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Jack: Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!