[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[thealogie]

can every writer and director in hollywood just get in a big big room and pinky promise to not release a movie about wwii for like 5 years. every summer we have to hear about a movie called Platoon about the untold story of one platoon who had to carry one mechanical part across occupied france and without it the allies would have lost the war. it stars every white actor in the UK

[clytemnestraaa]

you know how every hollywood movie now seems like a movie that should be playing in the background of a movie. that’s what threads is for social media. it’s full simulacrum. parody stripped of the parodied. it’s the cave shadow cast by a clear pane of glass. you get in there and you’re like this is some kind of psyop i don’t know what but i can feel agencies at work here. something is being fomented.

[segamascott]

[amanitaphalloides]

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

[dogpuppy]

[ritahayworrth]

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

[ritahayworrth]

link to article

[death-420]

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008

[sillysayaka]

dear dire

[flyfeline]

"holy fucking shit holy fucking shit how did they get away with making the bluey dad so hot"

the bluey dad:

[thetreetopinn]

Excuse me... no... that doesn't capture it...

If you're going to argue against this example of husband and fatherhood perfection, then you'd best make sure you're making an argument from intellectual honesty... 'cause... just fuggin' look at that.

This dude absolutely fucks.

[capacity2]

This person being over 40yo has shaken me to my core

[amykrij]

The The Handmaiden (2016) experience

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[jame7t]

Currently unclear if today is Wednesday, or if it’s another Wednesday mimic ❓

[rrrick]

[capacity2]

How did someone get a camera all the way over there

[sevenincheels]