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I don't really know either:/ <<15>> Sometimes it’s one direction sometimes it marauders.

[mysteriousmarauders]

Remus: I talk to myself a lot because I need an expert opinion.

[wolfstar-lb-deactivated20220311]

when sirius finds out about james and regulus…

remus: ok, now i’m gonna kick some ass

*remus grabs both sirius and james by the ear*

sirius and james: ow ow ow

remus: alright, now i will let go if you both stop

james: *to sirius* oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?

sirius: uh huh

james: you want me to just call him up and tell him that i’m not going to see him anymore? that’s what you want?

sirius: okay

james: oh, that’s what you want

sirius: yes

james: fine

sirius: fine!

remus: there we go. you know what, if we were in azkaban, you guys would be, like, my bitches

[lin-booknerd66]

Asking the marauders what theire goal in life is.

Sirius: Getting a motorbike.

Remus: That‘s it?!

Sirius: No…?

Remus: Forget it. I wanna own a chocolate fabric. So I can eat as much chocolate I want

James: I wanna become an professional Quidditschplayer and I wanna be with Regulus

Regulus: Dying. Just dying.

James: Darling, we talked about that-

[mysteriousmarauders]

James: *holding a plant over Lily* Look what I found in the kitchen!

Lily:

James: It’s mistletoe! You owe me a kiss now!

Lily: Thats parsley…

James: …can we still ki-

Lily: No.

[marauderenergy]

Mcgonagall: can’t you three be serious for five minutes?

Remus, sighing: no

James: our record is two and a half

Sirius: speak for yourselves

Sirius: I’ve been Sirius all my life

[tamprongs-ur-bestie]

remus: fuck you

sirius: yes please

[tommodatease]

Louis: I’m not the jealous type.

Random guy: Hey Harry your hair looks beautiful today!

Harry: Oh thank y-

Louis:Hey Harry the love bite I gave you last night is also really beautiful!

[imgayandilovedaggers-deactivate]

Sirius: You gotta live more in the moment! Today is a gift! Remus: Is there a receipt?

[exilesblack]

sirius, holding a deck of cards: who wants a tarot reading?

remus: those are a set of pokémon cards

sirius: yours is a squirtle, and it means screw you

[whataloadofqueers]

sirius : i just want to piss off my mom

james : we can pull a prank on her

peter : hang up a gryffindor flag in your room

remus : charm the portraits in your house so they sing bohemian rhapsody

regulus : show up for dinner, that should be more than enough

[incorrect-5sos-quotes]

michael: did i die?

michael: am i in heaven?

*knock on the door*

"open up, it's calum"

michael: oh no, this is hell.

[longlastislastingalittlelong-de]

just wolfstar things

James: “What’s the one thing keeping you going, Remus?”

Remus:

Everyone looking at Sirius thinking it’s going to be him:

Sirius knowing it’s not:

Remus: The fact that one day I’m going to die sad and alone with nothing to stop it.

Everyone:

Sirius: That’s my ray of moonshine.

[marauder-queen]

Doctor: What's your type?

James: Um, I dunno, maybe, 5'6, green eyes, red hair, murderous, but in a cute way.

Doctor:

Doctor: I meant your blood type.

James: Oh, uh, red.

[marauder-queen]

Remus: Did you... did you eat all my powdered donuts?!

James:

James: ..no.

Remus: Uh-huh, then what's that white powder on your mouth.

James:

James: ..cocaine?

[marauder-queen]

James: *walking into a room* Do you think I can fit 10 marshmallows into my mouth?

Remus: You are a hazard to society.

Sirius: And a coward.. do 20.

[marauder-queen]

Sirius: James, what about you. What would you give up, sex or food?

James: *scoffs* Uh, food.

Remus: Really, well what about sex or quidditch?

James:

James: 👁️👄👁️

[james-potter-is-a-dilf]

Sirius: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Remus: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Sirius:

Sirius: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives