That Girl

[justaglimmer]

this photo nearly killed me last night.

[thisispawnee]

wait a minute

[sneakymedulla]

actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.

i am so down with this~

[omnicat]

Yes please.

[fenrir-kin]

No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it. 

[40niyr-deactivated20140611]

You guys don’t think big enough.

Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.

[tycoondashie-deactivated2014011]

not big enough. with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.

[promiseofahero]

every post on this site always ends with world domination has anyone noticed that

[dil-howlters-bestfriend-blog]

I will erase the human centipede from my memory

[farmoreimportantthings-deactiva]

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy.

[nevermindtheb0ll0cks]

[rosszkifogas]

[danieljlayton-deactivated202002]

CORRECT USE OF THE NEW LAYOUT.

[killergnomes]

[tomorrowwillbemoreawesome]

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

This is amazing

[gael-garcia]

Dan gets to keep the Boba Fett costume Ellen’s team made for him (x)

[bagelbarton]

LOOK HOW FREAKING HAPPY HE IS OMG.

[dajo42]

"it’s just a phase" i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday

[starlight-and-promises]

on point.

[beben-eleben]

Simple But Ingenious Life-Changing Ideas [more]

[iglovequotes]

Daily dose of love quotes here

[sex-wishes]

[relatable-memes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

"We used professional dog hair dye. Unfortunately we didn’t know until after we finished dyeing him that someone had switched the labels for firetruck red and hot pink." -polarbearpuppy

[tedrepdip-deactivated20220821]

this dog

this dog doesn’t even know because it can’t see colour

it doesn’t know that it looks like cotton candy 

but the cats do

[itsaubreylmfao]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[lilyhatesjazzhands]

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

[jamieaiken919]

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

[meter-ten]

college

[whosromeo]

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

[scott-pilgrimage]

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

[sweatkid-deactivated20141129]

"if you dont have someone to love your life has no purpose!"

"you can’t have a sucessful relationship without sex!"

[muzzleofnemesis]

Important tweets from your pal clover