Spider-Ham Was Over On The Bench

Hello darkness my old friend. I am pansexual, but you can just call me queer, or even my name. I reblog literally anything on my dash. I'm from 'Merica and speak American (it's like English but we don't have a word for affordable healthcare). I'm always a slut for history, or fandoms, or books. I fucking love puns. Name's Abby but you can call me a bitch if you want to disregard my feelings.

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uhhh…source???

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When your blog is running low on memes

[tenderstems]

scream she might be wise beyond her years

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sis has some validity to her statistics 

[gluten-free-pussy]

She...isn’t lying

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She’s right and she should say it

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Volleyball is just a really intense game of Don’t Let the Balloon Touch the Ground

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A compilation of some of the most WTF stock photos. (Source)

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Is that one with the girl tapping other girls shoulder a continuation of this?

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OH MY FUCJING GOD IT IS

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LARRIES HOW ARE WE FEELIN

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(January 10th, 2020)

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Birds of Prey (2020)

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Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) dir. Jon Watts

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me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

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This is Rebecca Sugar in the SDCC panel reminding you all to take care of yourselves ♥

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Me, a modern day lesbian: I have no idea if this woman is into me

Anne Lister in 1832 after 3 minutes in the same room as a woman: She’s already half in love with me and I’m going to wife her

[j-sprrr]

god used up all the confidence-to-talk-to-women making anne lister and now the rest of us have to make do

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