sarcasm is my only defense

hello you're beautiful and i only want good things to happen to you have a great day i love you x

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[xenonsreturn]

[sacred-portal]

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[queermania]

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[hood-ex]

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[firefox-official]

hey man what’s wrong with you

the usual

[imperfectlibrarian]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

[imperfectlibrarian]

This post is now about a far-right politician and one of the best moments of Brazilian live TV:

[askfordoodles]

appreciating the added context

[amethystsoda]

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[malibuklaus]

goomba

[malibuklaus]

[wordfather]

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

[wordfather]

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

[wordfather]

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

[fatalisticme]

curled up with mama.... protected by mama.... let's be warm with mama...

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[kosmogrl]

sometimes you just need to say what the actual fuck and move on