I'm not a box of avocados, Logan

Tora||30+||Catgirl/Foxboy Always tired

[tonictransistor]

I love when my music is on shuffle and it is in my business like why are you playing Can't get you out of my head NOW

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

headphones too loud is actually really good for you. they proved this.

[hollowedskin]

I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip

You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.

Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.

Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.

[sukimas]

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

[armiestice]

Toothbrhux

Blame my friends for this

They found out my toothbrush is orange and just had to say it

Goodnight

[space-gingers]

Was keeping myself from drawing in an anime style since yk...star wars... but i gave up so... FOX HUX

[dilated-deactivated20140613]

[thesparrow1996]

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

[tonictransistor]

I sit by the door at work which means I know what time most my coworkers come and go, on average, and some of them I just have a lot of questions about their like choices

Like some are NEVER at their desk. You do the same thing I do, how?? And another one who is over me, I'm like "how am I supposed to get MY JOB DONE if you are NEVER AT YOUR DESK TO SIGN OFF ON MY TICKETS SO I CAN PROCESS THEM???" this is fundamentally an error in how they run things

But also the ones who NEVER leave their desk??? Babe take a break it's okay I promise

Also I fundamentally do NOT understand the people who survive on a thirty minute lunch every day. What do you accomplish in that time??

Also there is someone who I swear is working for like four hours and takes a lunch which like slay good for you but like what are you doing and how much are they paying you to do it

[tonictransistor]

I need to know why men are allowed to wear these tiny ass shorts to work but I WOULD BE CRUCIFIED IF I DID THE SAME

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[tonictransistor]

Having a standing desk is nice but then I start listening to my music and dancing and my ass starts moving and I'm like "girl chill please we're at WORK"

But she has a mind of her own

[tonictransistor]

What Dreams are Made Of by Hilary Duff and Infinite Baths are thematically the same song. In this essay I will...

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[dateaforestgod]

date a forest god who can gather honey from beehives without getting stung

[ladylingua]

the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit

ya got

gochujang butter noodles

peanut butter noodles

chili crisp fettuccine alfredo

miso butter noodles

any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.