I'm not a box of avocados, Logan

Tora||30+||Catgirl/Foxboy Always tired

[tonictransistor]

I asked my magic 8 ball if Tom thought I was cute and it said "yes definitely" so just know I will be making this a core part of my personality for the foreseeable future

[tonictransistor]

Lock in? No you need to lock out, as in lock those thoughts out of your head

[tonictransistor]

I'm so annoyed. But also wish I cared less.

But I established early on that this man doesn't like his food seasoned

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Took purple Dave on a walk to eat some grass today

[shed-n-shine]

Why this got me boppin at my desk tho lol

[nanaluvbug]

i saw this video and had to draw her check out afrococoapuffs, she’s amazing!

[vybewitme]

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[blondebrainpowered]

Cat paw prints in the medieval floor tiles of the 12th century CE St Peter Church in Wormleighton, England

[icaseybaybee]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[buhaybabae]

My blog is a private thing that is open to everyone in the world except to the people I know in real life.

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove

[hirocimacruiser]

Sakura Suzuki Mighty Boy Kei class pick up

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[tonictransistor]

I had a dream that weather boy was internet stalking me and reading my socials and I'm like

Well you know what if that's true, I hope he's having a great time reading me document this in real time.

Also tell your friend he's boring and I hate him

[twofingerswhiskey]

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste