[zemathememequeen]

All I want for Christmas is for the AI bubble to pop

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[wingheadshellhead]

A villain turning Tony into his deepest wish i.e. Captain America.

TONY STARK in AVENGERS (2023) #23

[soul-stiice]

How thing’s should’ve gone

[saphizzle]

I found the time and motivation to make another “tony stark in a lethal situation” art ❤️

Iron man 3 this time!

[deancasbabyy]

since it’s midnight here already, happy november 5th, can’t believe it’s already been 5 years

[oralvanish]

making the dangerous crow boy do little puzzles to prove how smart he is and every time he gets it right i feed him a little grocery bag and the care he receives takes him out of the perpetual molt he has been in since the betrayal #heartwarming

[jugglingmylab]

im on that crow boy plastic shit

[baskabytheanglerfish]

"I asked chat gpt" ok well i asked dangerous crow boy and he ate my dress. help. im cold

[wretchedly]

When you show up in Crow Boy’s world and your blood is full of microplastics

[big-plate-of-tuna]

[virgo-punk]

i think we should bring the plastic destroying crow boy to a temu warehouse and give him a pistachio for every thousand dollars in damage he does

[willgrahamscock]

“Stockholm Syndrome isn’t real” yes I am aware that the origin of the word derives from misogyny and men thinking that a woman having a fawning response means they actually want them… however, have you perhaps heard of this fandom called ‘supernatural’

[largishcat]

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

[omtai]

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

[nedlittle]

i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there

[tockthewatchdog]

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

[invertprivileges]

checks out, thank you melanie