yard sard

I don't really know what I'm doing but I guess I'll just have fun.

[grawly]

I usually don’t give a shit about brand accounts but Keebler’s is really nice because its basically their mascot trying to figure out how technology works and it’s super sweet.

[toytowns]

he’s an old little man elf and this warms my heart

[humoristics]

[cuteavalanche]

Do all pet owners have a “type”?

[chubbycattumbling]

ALL ARE FANTASTIC!

[bird-bum]

Why he do this

[sweetiesugarbird]

WIDE STANCE

[jifewjfiojiowjwe-deactivated201]

[failbag]

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

[they-fae]

I like the sound of your grandmother.

[meanplastic]

[mxnrique]

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

[hawkingsbird]

the smartest thing Friends ever did was name the episodes the way they did like I fucking love how when you talk about an episode and someone is like which one and you’re like idk the one with Ross’s sandwich and then that’s actually the name of the episode

[terriamon]

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

[peujeune]

Excuse fucking me? Say that again bitch?

[terriamon]

are we done pretending supernatural is a good show

[peejeune]

oh sorry didn’t hear you. yeah no we’re done

[stability]

chaotic evil

[tastefullyoffensive]

Video: Grizzler the Border Collie is the World’s First Canine Photographer

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

[trestristestrolls]

[wiselwisel]

[optimusdyme]

i want an explainarion

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

You really don’t

[serotnin]

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.