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22 | sagittarius | bug vibes

[wyatt-hayes]

when i say i am a "woman" I mean "whatever the fuck florence welch is talking about in her songs"

[esotericdaydreams]

me bc i have seasonal depression💋💋

[lyrafay]

[yourpeachesgirl]

hope my messy room doesn’t distract you ;)

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[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[mabe1pines]

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

[valla-chan]

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

[glyxiebear]

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

[nonbinarydave-archived]

This is cathartic

[bogleech]

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.

[lileggyboi]

We are living in the worst timeline

[autisticeducator]

He was so hated, Sesame Street made fun of him.

Let’s consider that for a second. Sesame Street. A show for three year olds.

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

[property-is-theft-deactivated20]

The construction workers within the community will keep up on maintenance. You see that? This is solidarity and mutual aid in the face of capitalist oppression. 

[hundondestiny]

WORKERS CO-OPS WORKERS CO-OPS WORKERS CO-OPS WORKERS

[salty-lesbians]

Lmaooooo

[honeyglazedbabe]

They took jaboukie’s blue check after this tweet

[mjalti]

[afearing]

getting suspended for legendary jokes 2020 - 2020 rip to a king 😔

bonus: this has been up for over an hour

[reshipped]

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

[powerfulwizard]

[memewhore]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

[florapatite]

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

[gahdamnpunk]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[theroguefeminist]

Alternatively, your coworker calling out sick is not to blame. And any coworker who is unwilling or unable to do 2-3 employees’ worth of work, which has become the norm now, is also not to blame. Your employer did that to increase their profits and drain every last drop of labor from you as workers. It’s not that your coworkers are lazy: your employer is expoitative.

[dirtbaby2016]

the bar is so low

[pissvortex]

im gonna go ahead and say this meme was absolutely made by a straight man

[tinfoil-crown-deactivated201801]

Bill Watterson is an insightful dude…

[physicalvocalist]

Calvin’s dad is a radical anti capitalist.

[goawfma]

[aleshakills]

Finally like just now? Like this week? Forreal?

[sexy42h]

Assholes

[urexfriendsister]

i didn’t know how much i needed andy samberg and seth meyers poking fun at john mulaneys speech pattern but now i don’t know how i lived without it (x)

[sonseulsoleil]

that time Andy Samberg explained that Holt being gay isn’t a joke

[sonseulsoleil]

I’m really glad this post has gotten a lot of notes.

[fieldbears]

I am so in love with how fucking annoyed Andy looks when he makes himself laugh

[my-cat-said-no]

There are plenty of jokes about him being gay. They just aren’t ridicule. Every time he has to pretend to he attracted to women, he can only think of “heavy breasts” as an attractive trait. His husbands parents “think I turned him gay with my magic genitalia.” We can’t forget “are you really pulling the gay card right now?” *deadpan* “yas queen”

This interviewer doesn’t think those are jokes, because what he really wants to see is homophobia

[sempervera]

In this house we Stan (1) Andy and his uncomfortable non verbal facial expressions