MOUTHWASH / JUKEBOX / GASOLINE.

[tooksoul]

# TOOKSOUL   is a shitty, looney tunes-esque interpretation of the unholy one himself. sideblog ; follows back from @shesould. penned and dearly loathed by   dee / santo    [ they/them, 19 ] .

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[tragicwrit]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒!! SEASON ONE, EPISODE ONE: PILOT

❝  the  rules  have  changed.  this  gives  you  a  chance  to  live.  ❞ ❝  why  the  hell  are  you  here?  ❞ ❝  as  i  said,  at  this  time,  we  cannot  confirm  or  deny  anything.  ❞ ❝  stay  put  if  you  want  to  live.  ❞ ❝  you  must  locate  those  supplies  immediately.  ❞ ❝  your  one  responsibility  is  stay  alive.  ❞ ❝  there’s  something  i  have  to  tell  you.  ❞ ❝  someone  has  got  to  keep  an  eye  on  you.  ❞ ❝  let’s  give  them  something  else  to  remember  you  by.  ❞ ❝  where’d  you  learn  to  do  that?  ❞ ❝  do  you  think  we  care  who’s  in  charge?  ❞ ❝  how  about  you  wait  until  it’s  a  fair  fight?  ❞ ❝  i  need  to  just  do  something  crazy  just  because  i  can,  and  no  one,  including  you,  is  gonna  stop  me.  ❞ ❝  we’ll  be  back  tomorrow  with  food.  ❞ ❝  before  you  get  any  ideas,  i  don’t  care.  ❞ ❝  the  flowers  aren’t  poisonous.  they’re  medicinal,  calming,  actually.  ❞ ❝  how  do  you  block  all  this  out?  ❞ ❝  you’re  asking  me  to  break  the  law.  ❞ ❝  fine.  i’ll  do  it  myself.  let  them  come  after  me.  ❞ ❝  you  can  give  the  order  to  start  reducing  the  population.  ❞ ❝  if  you’re  gonna  kill  someone,  it’s  probably  best  not  to  announce  it.  ❞ ❝  they’re  gonna  kill  more  people,  aren’t  they?  ❞ ❝  you  don’t  mean  that.  ❞ ❝  try  not  to  get  eaten.  ❞ ❝  it  looks  like  you’re  trying  to  get  us  all  killed.  ❞ ❝  we  can  take  care  of  ourselves,  can’t  we?  ❞ ❝  here,  we  do  whatever  the  hell  we  want  whenever  the  hell  we  want.  ❞ ❝  don’t  answer  that.  ❞ ❝  hiding  behind  the  law  absolves  you  of  nothing.  ❞ ❝  i  choose  to  make  sure  that  we  deserve  to  stay  alive.  ❞ ❝  are  you  out  of  your  mind?  you  can’t  just  kill  everyone  who  disagrees  with  you.  ❞ ❝  so  what  do  you  want  me  to  say,  i’m  sorry?  i’m  not.  ❞ ❝  not  gonna  happen.  is  that  clear  enough  for  you?  ❞ ❝  knew  there  was  a  badass  in  there  somewhere.  ❞ ❝  we’re  not  alone.  ❞

[bunnieresources]

random writing prompts pt. i.

“ aw, that’s cute. did you think that i really loved you? “

“ i didn’t want to do this. but you betrayed my trust. “

“ this hurts me more than it will ever hurt you. “

“ you reap what you sow. “

“ what did i do? what’s so wrong with me that you can’t just love me? “

“ if nothing else, let’s make the most of being alive and together. “

“ i think i fall in love every day. “

“ i’ll save any life so long as it isn’t not my own. “

“ they didn’t bury you deep enough. “

“ my god, what’s become of you? “

“ enough of your games already. “

“ be careful what you wish for, ____. “

“ i know exactly what’s best for you. “

“ maybe if you weren’t so damn stubborn, we could get something done around here. “

“ you promised me. you promised. “

“ let’s play a game. it’ll be fun. “

“ if this is you when you’re calm, then i’m terrified of what you’re like when you’re actually upset. “

“ i didn’t mean to hurt anyone. i just wanted to help. “

“ i know i’m guilty. i am. i’m guilty. “

“ i don’t know what you want from me. i can’t fix you. “

“ it hurts, doesn’t it? i can make it hurt more. “

“ try not to get yourself killed or i’ll bring you back just to kill you again myself. “

“ you were the only person who understood me. you were my only friend. “

“ i know i shouldn’t care about what you do or who you do it with, but… i’m just—so lonely. “

“ you don’t know what you’re doing. you could kill someone. “

“ just let me help you. you don’t have to do this alone. “

“ aw, you’re no fun. no fun at all. “

“ you’re making me look like an idiot, i hope you know that. “

“ since when did you come back from the dead? “

“ i can rip you apart just as well as i can put you back together. “

“ there’s always something worth fighting for. “

“ pull yourself together, please. i can only afford one of us being a mess. “

“ stay with me. you’ll be fine. “

“ you clearly don’t belong here. “

“ you’re better off dead than alive, ____. “

“ do what you’ve been told. “

“ i can’t just sit around and let people get hurt. it’s my responsibility. “

“ you’re so busy taking care of everyone else that you can’t even take care of yourself! “

“ can i pay you to leave me alone? “

“ you’re running out of excuses and i’m running out of patience. “

“ is it really worth it? is all the blood and the death worth it? “

“ ____. you’re bleeding again. “

“ don’t act like you love me. “

“ i can’t feel anything. “

“ you’re going to tear yourself apart. “

“ i just want you to be safe. is that so much to ask for? “

“ i don’t think there is a right choice, just a choice you have to make. “

“ i could really hurt you, you know. “

“ am i even a person to you? “

“ you don’t even care. they’re just something for you to use and discard. “

“ don’t treat me like a child. “

“ i need to feel alive. “

[tooksoul]

levelledworld

“   for   starters,   i   wan’t   a   dog   that’s   not   knawing   off   my   ankle.   ”

“       WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL BASTARD YOU ARE !       ”   a snarl directed at murdoc, but his attitude softens as he turns his attention to the excited dalmation puppy shedding off flames and magma. eyes grow fiery, and the puppy multiplies into a pack of 12 infernal beasts, chasing their own tails and playfighting with each other.   “       look at ‘im !!! he just needs some training is all !!!       ”

[tooksoul]

a martini swirls in a glass, fingers picking out the eyeball of an indistinguishable creature by a toothpick. sharp teeth bite down, assorted juices squirting out and causes lucy to rush for napkins          “       for fucksake !       ”   he snarls, forked tail lashing, eyes flaming with frustration. of course he gets shit all over his newest suit. gold napkins dab at the stains, even though the devil knows he’ll just have to scrub it out later. hey, even the unholy one has a wardrobe malfunction or two !!! a phone rings. something awful and buzzy, like the bell of a rotary phone that has been crushed between great hands and turned into a frog with a kazoo. another profane exclamation, and he picks up the fuzzy phone          “       what is it ? huh ? what ? a ... who ??? murder nipples ??? i can’t hear what yer sayin’ !!! murdoc niccals ???       ”   the frantic cleaning of his suit pauses. legs kick back up on the mahogany desk. eyes dart around the room, trying to recover the unfamiliar name.    “       if he’s causing trouble just let him loose. isn’t that what this place is for ???       ”   a conversation with some infernal creature, unintelligible to anyone else. the snarlings of a gargoyle who’s transcended time. a henchman from a forgotten disney cartoon.    “       i did ???   i think i would remember a murdoc niccals.  i don’t know, i mean, maybe he’s just got one of those names that’s easy to        something easy to escape the mind ??? he is ??? whatever. just bring ‘em up. we’ll have a little chat.       ”   phone clicks, hanging on the dock. a grumble of annoyance. his schedule is wide fuckin’ open, but this is still a huge inconvenience. jacket sheds, revealing red and white satin zebra print. he tosses it on the chair against the window, reminding himself to clean it better later. 

“       murdoc niccals ...      ”   a name mumbled like a hum. a confused whisper, a repeated chant to try and jog a few millennia of memory. a shrug of defeat. whatever. maybe the face’ll help his memory. a knock on the door, followed by silence as he continues to try and light his cigarette. when the lighter refuses to spark, he tosses it aside and flicks on a flame between his thumb and pointer, and touches it to the cigarette. as soon as it lights, there’s a flick of his hand, and the door swings open :    “       COME IN AND MAKE THIS QUICK.       ”

@levelledworld​

[tooksoul]

          “   FUCK YOU           i gave you a cool dog. what else do you want from me ? ”

[tooksoul]

raybanstm

                 brows shoot up, but phoenix remains calm. too calm? it’s very possible. hands end up inside of the pockets of his leather jacket; a means of not being threatening whatsoever. he knows better. the whole thing is a little funny   —   but it’s the pose that has him speaking out, rubbing the topic in a little further.

                  “okay, so like. i know you’re talking because i can see your lips moving but i’m tellin’ you, man, your outfit is literally making so much noise that it’s impossible to hear anything else. it’s like a fuckin’ boat horn. it’s fucking wild.”

“ LIKE I SAID — i’m not looking for fashion advice. especially yours. ” he cracks his fist in an opposite palm while he lets out an exasperated exhale ; a poor attempt to release tension before he ends up biting someone. the teasing has caused lucy to consider burning down a whole city, but that’s too predictable. maybe he’ll frisbee a missile into orange county instead. “ you’re dressed like someone who would give my place a negative review on yelp because there’s no arugula. ”

[tooksoul]

          “ i’m not asking for fashion advice, dipshit — ” lucy is deeply offended ; in response, he opens his velvety red jacket and places his hands on his hips. it feels a bit like a power pose, but definitely evokes the image of a cool dad. he’s showing off, kind of like a weird bird preening for no one. “ it’s a statement. yellow is my color. tiger print was made for me. i am stating a fact, not asking for you to confirm it. ”

[andsaintsources]

SLEIGH BELLS ‘ REIGN OF TERROR ’ LYRICAL SENTENCE STARTERS.

“ there we fuckin’ go! ” “ you were born to lose. ” “ cause i know that the pain keeps you close to the flame. ”  “ make you or break you. ”  “ who are you gonna run to now? ”  “ you think you’re classic today? ”  “ i got a crush on you. ”  “ what goes around, you know it comes around. ” “ you’re never gonna live this down. ”  “ you didn’t want it enough. ”  “ you’ll do anything but you’re never gonna keep it down. ”  “ don’t leave me now. ”  “ it didn’t have to be this way. ”  “ it’s the end of the line. ”  “ you talk to yourself and you wonder why nothing ever changes. ”  “ you’re gonna fall so far so fast. ”  “ who you gonna blame this on? ”  “ you’re never gonna get back up. ” “ no one loves you. ”  “ they’re never coming back again. ”  “ you know that it’s over. ”  “ i know it’s hard but you gotta deal with it. ”  “ show me what you’re made of. ”  “ go get your gun ready. ”  “ everyday there’s a way to do it just right. ”  “ you never know just where you gotta go. ”  “ don’t run away cause that’s a deal breaker. ”  “ never let your guard down. ”  “ i know you try so hard but you can’t even win. ”  “ you gotta try a little harder. ”  “ you’re the comeback kid. ”  “ you’ll go away but you’ll come back some day. ”  “ you’re gonna pay for it. ”  “ you’re on a mission. ”  “ when i die, hang me high. ”  “ they’re gonna bury you. ”  “ which way will the heavenly go? ”  “ you will answer to no one else but me. ”  “ can you think for yourself just once? ”  “ don’t run away from me. ”  “ you can be my only friend. ”  “ we wanted it this way. ” “ i got your back. ”  “ i don’t want you to see me this way. ”  “ what a way to die. ”  “ we can sing from the grave. ”  “ i would never lie to you. ”  “ i’m prepared to fight and defend you. ”  “ i’ll never doubt you. ”  “ never say die. ”  “ wipe the blood from your nose. ”  “ remember who you are. ”

[tooksoul]

to anyone coming in — hi hello hi besties thank you for following me evil rat man. if you’re down in anyway to plot dynamics and connections hmu because i so badly want to create a bunch of connections with lucy <3 ok bye.

[tooksoul]

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