awww yiss

"krista"; miami university; beater; feral druid; 70(61) wizard, witch doctor, crusader; my roses blog

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

When reddit is woke

[brinnanza]

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[dualdestinies-archive-deactivat]

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

[yivialo]

lmfao

[menthuthuyoupi-deactivated20140]

IN CHURCH THO???

[nashvillehotshrimp]

I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[switch]

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

[emergencycocktail]

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

[just-shower-thoughts]

Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without using magic.

[gaming-succubus]

READ A DIFFERENT BOOK

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[micdotcom]

Trump has spent eight consecutive weekends away from the White House at his own properties, CNN reported Sunday, marking his 13th visit to one of his golf courses since taking office. Read more (3/27/17 10:40 AM)

[juliatwomey]

This bitch fully thinks being president is a M-F / 9-5 job. I’m done

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[ommanyte]

When will they make a bat pokemon???

[renaissancesuggestion]

play a lute

get a tit out

maybe even two

[vulture-jack]

I’m gonna outlive donald trump i dont care how long i have to wait i wanna live in a world where he doesnt exist and I dont have to hear or see him 

Spite, fuel me

im not goin anywhere

[carpaydiem]

god this was so uplifting to read

[iguanamouth]

DO NOT KISS BIRDS

[slaem-deactivated20140110]

[iguanamouth]

[embraceyouranxiety-blog]

Queens

[diorpanties]

[moosekleenex]

[heliotrooper-deactivated2014031]

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE

[mysticalasslamp]

Alternatively: “well now I feel bad because you said that”

[yuucafae]

//screams for years