MOTHERFUCKER UNLIMITED

Mer, they/them, dyke, 29, white american

[prokopetz]

The secret to always having things go according to plan is to have multiple mutually exclusive plans which between them encompass the entire space of possible outcomes. That way, no matter what happens, it will be according to a plan.

[comikbook]

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[petaltexturedskies]

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

[wordfather]

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

make a bunch of wheels with bread/cheese/meat/vegetables/sauce/extra so that you can Spin for Sandwich

you're making a sandwich!! Spin THIS wheel 3-5 times for the toppings!

How is it!

good!!

it's alright

ew

EW

inedible

Results

Voting ended onJun 3

op note: I GOT JAM, JAM AND HOT SAUCE. IM DEAD.

[conceivablyanyone]

My nightly rituals are

-play games on the AARP website

-send Emily tumblr posts

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"JIJI TIRED" (2007), GRIMILDE GRIMM

[santa-ana-winds]

[energyprison]

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

[fluoresensitives]

(smoking a cigarette) the average american is afraid of what is new and what is foreign, and especially of what is adult. they are trapped forever in daycares of their own design, reading books and watching shows made for children. And while there are interesting things made for children, by and large, they tend to stick to inoffensive, intensely juvenile things that won't challenge them much. And worst of all, if you suggest to your Average American that they should try to step outside of their narrow box, especially if they're trying to become artists, animators, film makers, novelists, etc, everyone acts as if you've just bombed the daycare. Wow.

[funstyle]

some of you bitches quite frankly cant even begin to comprehend the prilosec aqua mouse and elvira mousepad combo

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.

[antoniabishop]

make a wish

[i2-xmf]

“moon as occulted sun” (2003)

[tobbogan-13]

shes always been that girl

[gayhocket]

jesus fuck christ uhhh. montreal goal 4!!

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever