Call me Crosshair

I'm definitely too cool for you, but feel free to send stuff to my inbox anyways. The GAR's best sniper and coolest member of CF99. (Crosshair rp blog: pfp by moonstrider9904, header by kzhxiao)

[toothpicks222]

Mun Here!

This is my first RP blog, so please be kind while I'm figuring this all out. Please also make an effort to at least skim these rules (and the rules on the linked post) before interacting. Thank you!

Stealing some all of of these disclaimers from @obviously-99 because I didn't think much about making a post like this until they made a post.

- Spoilers for season one and two obviously, AU pending. Everyone Lives/Rescued Crosshair in some form or another

- Followers, 18+ please. I don't plan on posting anything explicit, but I'd just prefer for followers to be adults.

- Please be considerate with your asks. There is a person (me) behind all this, so please don't send overly explicit asks/anything you wouldn't want in your own inbox (obviously though there's some wiggle room because this is roleplay). I reserve the right to ignore or delete asks that make me uncomfortable.

- I'm playing Crosshair as I interpret him, and I'm doing this for fun, so please be nice about my characterization. If you don't like it, don't interact/follow.

Please check out THIS LINK for important details on how you should be interacting with me and the rest of the squad

I think that's all for now! Please just use your best judgement and don't ruin the fun for everyone.

Check out the rest of the squad!

Tech: @obviously-99

Wrecker: @kersplosion99

Kix: @chronically-underpaid

Hunter: @sergeant-migraine

Echo: @echo-in-here

Rex: @formerly-501st

[toothpicks222]

Note from the Mun

Hello everyone! I just wanted to give y'all a heads up that Crosshair is moving blogs! This blog @toothpicks222, (formerly @toothpick-man) is gonna be decommissioned, to be replaced by a new @toothpick-man blog.

The 'current' Crosshair Mun (myself) is switching with the 'current' Echo Mun (@ladyzirkonia, RP blog: @echo-in-here), just so you're aware (this is the reason for the blog switching locations). If you try to communicate with Crosshair Mun in the future, it won't be me (though you should interact, she's pretty cool).

The Echo RP blog url (@echo-in-here) will remain the same, and is where I'm skipping off to.

Regardless, you should give the new Crosshair blog a follow! This is the last post that will be going up on here, so to stay tuned for Renegade Force shenanigans, you should follow the new official Crosshair. Thank you so much for the support you've shown so far, and I'm sure we'll continue to have fun with these characters after this quick shuffle.

[toothpicks222]

there! Perfect^^

Finally. Someone around here appreciates me.

[toothpicks222]

Am I the only one concerned by @kersplosion99's various posts tagged 'pet plans'?

[formerly-501st]

@toothpick-man

[toothpicks222]

You don't have to greet me every time you see me you know.

[formerly-501st]

You don't have to avoid me every time you see me, either.

[toothpicks222]

If you weren't such a bother, I wouldn't make such an effort.

[formerly-501st]

I think you mean such a brother, since that is what a brother does.

It's called being friendly, Crosshair, you should try it sometime.

[toothpicks222]

Did I fucking stutter?

And no, I don't think I will.

[obviously-99]

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. if you get one back, even better! 💖💛💖💛💖

I appreciate this, wholeheartedly! Instead of sending it out into inboxes, I physically showed all of my brothers.

They make me happy. They are also a pain in my everything. I'm sure @chronically-underpaid and @echo-in-here would agree.

@formerly-501st @sergeant-migraine @kersplosion99 @toothpick-man

[toothpicks222]

Oh, this was what you were trying to show me? And I assure you, I am not 'a pain' on accident.

[obviously-99]

Literally, everyone is aware of that fact, Crosshair.

[echo-in-here]

*offensive mum mode side eye*

I appreciate it that you're not including me in your pain list but is this really necessary? Do I have to call @sergeant-migraine?

[obviously-99]

You are usually on my pain list. Your weren't at first, but now you are. I'll be sure to change that momentarily.

[echo-in-here]

*sighs* I'm done. And don't come to me and ask me again for your kriffing extra spanner, I'm not available today anymore.

*goes in search for a drink*

[kersplosion99]

Hey, I didn’t do anything! Why am I on the pain list.

@toothpick-man we might need to hide the caf.

[toothpicks222]

If @obviously-99 keeps this up, I'm all for it.

[obviously-99]

*eye twitch*

Crosshair, Wrecker. If you hide the caf, I'm hiding your scope and your snacks, respectively.

[toothpicks222]

You wouldn't dare. The last time you hid my scope, you forgot where you put it!

[obviously-99]

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. if you get one back, even better! 💖💛💖💛💖

I appreciate this, wholeheartedly! Instead of sending it out into inboxes, I physically showed all of my brothers.

They make me happy. They are also a pain in my everything. I'm sure @chronically-underpaid and @echo-in-here would agree.

@formerly-501st @sergeant-migraine @kersplosion99 @toothpick-man

[toothpicks222]

Oh, this was what you were trying to show me? And I assure you, I am not 'a pain' on accident.

[obviously-99]

Literally, everyone is aware of that fact, Crosshair.

[echo-in-here]

*offensive mum mode side eye*

I appreciate it that you're not including me in your pain list but is this really necessary? Do I have to call @sergeant-migraine?

[obviously-99]

You are usually on my pain list. Your weren't at first, but now you are. I'll be sure to change that momentarily.

[echo-in-here]

*sighs* I'm done. And don't come to me and ask me again for your kriffing extra spanner, I'm not available today anymore.

*goes in search for a drink*

[kersplosion99]

Hey, I didn’t do anything! Why am I on the pain list.

@toothpick-man we might need to hide the caf.

[toothpicks222]

If @obviously-99 keeps this up, I'm all for it.

[formerly-501st]

@toothpick-man

[toothpicks222]

You don't have to greet me every time you see me you know.

[formerly-501st]

You don't have to avoid me every time you see me, either.

[toothpicks222]

If you weren't such a bother, I wouldn't make such an effort.

[obviously-99]

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. if you get one back, even better! 💖💛💖💛💖

I appreciate this, wholeheartedly! Instead of sending it out into inboxes, I physically showed all of my brothers.

They make me happy. They are also a pain in my everything. I'm sure @chronically-underpaid and @echo-in-here would agree.

@formerly-501st @sergeant-migraine @kersplosion99 @toothpick-man

[toothpicks222]

Oh, this was what you were trying to show me? And I assure you, I am not 'a pain' on accident.

[formerly-501st]

@toothpick-man

[toothpicks222]

You don't have to greet me every time you see me you know.

[formerly-501st]

[chronically-underpaid]

Like herding tooka cats sometimes.

Let em fight it out, bandage them up later.

[toothpicks222]

If I were you, I wouldn't bother. Let them sort it out themselves if they're going to be idiots.

[toothpicks222]

I never claimed to be a good person.

Seems a bit boring, really

[renegade-force-99]

Looking for an Echo, Rex and an Omega for our squad

Please read ALL of the following before reaching out, thank you.

We're looking to fill out our roleplay group to complete the Squad, but we're missing three members, Omega, Echo, and Rex. We have a few applications leftover from the first set of 'recruitment,' but we wanted to establish a more organized process.

If you applied before but we didn't reply or give you an answer, you can apply again, just please DM the following information to this account (@renegade-force-99) in order to be considered:

Tell us which character you wanna set up a RP blog for (Omega, Rex, and Echo are the only characters we are looking for at this time)

Tell us what specifically stands out to you about the character. Personality wise, how do you interpret them?

How do you wanna play said character? What kind of interactions do you think they'd have with the squad and with anons/people who send in asks?

After you send something in, we'll look it over and might reach out with some questions, as well as ask you how you might reply to a particular prompt if it were sent to your inbox

[chimaeraisd]

Runs up to Crosshair shoving a microphone in his face

"Is it true you're babygirl?"

[toothpicks222]

... Sighs

Did @sergeant-migraine put you up to this?

[chimaeraisd]

So you don't deny you are babygirl? 🤔

[toothpicks222]

What? I do deny, does not making a comment on your ridiculous accusation sound like confirmation to you?

[toothpicks222]

Feeling emotions is for losers

[kersplosion99]

@toothpick-man do you need a h... Uh your back popped?

[toothpicks222]

What do you think?

[kersplosion99]

Come on, @toothpick-man, lemme help. I could go and get @obviously-99 or @chronically-underpaid…

[obviously-99]

@toothpick-man

Crosshair, you do have a tendency to become particularly aggressive when you haven't had a hu-erm...had your back popped in a while.

Perhaps this is a group effort endeavor?

[sergeant-migraine]

I’ll lock the doors so he can’t escape up onto the roof again @kersplosion99 @obviously-99

[kersplosion99]

@toothpick-man

Please lemme help?

[toothpicks222]

...

Why did I come back?

[kersplosion99]

You said you missed us! Didn’t he @obviously-99? You kept the holorecording right?

[obviously-99]

I did, in fact! I feel like now would be a most appropriate time to play the recording. If everyone would please advert your eyes to the nearest holoscreen-

[kersplosion99]

(Goes for a hug while Crosshair is distracted)

[toothpicks222]

[chimaeraisd]

Runs up to Crosshair shoving a microphone in his face

"Is it true you're babygirl?"

[toothpicks222]

... Sighs

Did @sergeant-migraine put you up to this?

[toothpicks222]

Feeling emotions is for losers

[kersplosion99]

@toothpick-man do you need a h... Uh your back popped?

[toothpicks222]

What do you think?

[kersplosion99]

Come on, @toothpick-man, lemme help. I could go and get @obviously-99 or @chronically-underpaid…

[obviously-99]

@toothpick-man

Crosshair, you do have a tendency to become particularly aggressive when you haven't had a hu-erm...had your back popped in a while.

Perhaps this is a group effort endeavor?

[sergeant-migraine]

I’ll lock the doors so he can’t escape up onto the roof again @kersplosion99 @obviously-99

[kersplosion99]

@toothpick-man

Please lemme help?

[toothpicks222]

...

Why did I come back?