Poor Impulse Control

This will be a record of every poor decision and memory I can't show my parents. It might end up being a plan of action for every future poor decision too.

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[mypsychology]

For more posts like this go to @mypsychology

[seanoftheundead]

Works on anxious adults too.

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campsite (by emibot)

[houseofcards]

President Francis J. Underwood

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Because I sure as hell can’t post this stuff anywhere else

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I want this sigil as a tattoo. It’s the symbol of the archangel Raguel - Angel of justice, fairness, harmony, and vengeance.

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Veranda

I just want a veranda.

I'm no longer quite sure what that is.

But it's pleasant and quiet,

And it's where I drink my coffee.

I don't need the money, or the cars,

And I need but one woman.

I don't need a big house, just a small one.

It has my coffee in it,

my woman next to me,

and I,

I am on my veranda.

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And this too. This is funny. You don't even need context. It's okay.

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I want you all to know just how funny I find this...

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I would say that I can empathize but that would defeat the purpose.

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Disgust

The blathering of the self-righteous.

That chokehold;

Politically correct.

Participation awards gold and glimmering,

Shining on each proud child’s chest.

Endless excuses writhing in a liar’s mouth

Insects writhing en masse, and breeding.

It’s these pigs and vermin

That wallow in self-pity like fresh sewage,

Green and bubbling that burns my eyes.

The taste of smog;

A brown cloud of laziness hath descended,

And my tongue recoils and my mouth clamps shut.

I watch each husk of a student,

Speak in braggadocios tones of homework incomplete.

I puke

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Dojo of Death

Dojo of Death is a stylish retro fighting game. Fight off an endless stream of sword wielding ninjas. Hack and slash as a true ninja to prevent that your enemies take you down. Click the enemies to dash in their direction. Kill multiple ninjas consecutively to get a higher multiplier. Have fun!

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#oneday

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And that is why I play soccer/work out.