[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

One time I sent a guy nudes and for whatever reaso. He drew clothes on them and sent them back and it was weird but the fit was lowkey cute…

Stay out of my ask box

[victusinveritas]

Polish folks LARPing as Americans, some photographs of (by Maciej Margielski)

More phots here.

More info on the LARP (4th of July) here. (You can join this year's, there are still spots left.)

[peach-pot]

anyone wanna guess what this doesthedogdie tie is for?

[peach-pot]

thaaaat’s right!

[peach-pot]

this is kind of a gold mine

[cerbercry]

you forgot the best one

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[armadillorollup]

know the difference!

[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[littlebirdinagarden]

I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[bippysaurus-rex]

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

[viralfrog]

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[podcastwizard]

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

[podcastwizard]

where were they. greta where were they.

[fuggmuff]

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

[doctrowho]

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[randomalienencounter]

リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭꖎᔑ||?

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

yeah, sure why not, get in line

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]