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I have a friend and she told me about this guy she dated who basically drank ONLY Dr Pepper. like he always had one. if he gave you a ride, you know for sure that he had a 12 pack on the floor of his car (in the backseat on the right so he could reach it while driving) and there was also a 12 pack in his fridge and maybe a couple extras in the garage. sometime he'd get the weird variants of dr pepper or whatever but there was a 100% guarantee this guy had regular dr pepper with him at all times. at home or at school or at work, sipping dr pepper. like im sure he drank water when he was working out and stuff so he wasnt TOO nuts about dr pepper, but also drinking a little bit of dr pepper at breakfast wasn't off the table. he'd bring his own dr pepper to restaurants sometimes just in case they didnt carry it, just pulling a 20oz out of his jacket or backpack or whatever and cracking it open like it was the most normal thing in the world. and my friend who was dating him said that he was otherwise a completely normal guy, wasnt obsessed with the brand or tried to get others to drink it, and he'd be fine if he went a while without dr pepper (like going on vacation/camping/whatever) but i guess he just really really liked dr pepper and never really suffered any ill effects from drinking it nearly all day, every day. no adverse health effects, no diabetes, no kidney stones. anyway my friend is pretty sure that the dr pepper is responsible for why his cum tasted as sweet as the middle of an oreo and i dont have any reason to doubt it
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I just got into the Lego Monkie Kid fandom recently, and I must ask. How do you feel about the Wukong/Macaque shipping? I've seen a lot of people say it's inappropriate because they're commonly interpreted as brothers. But others say it's okay cause it's not set in stone and lmk has changed some details on the original story, including Wukong & Mac's relationship.
I will be frank and say that Sun Wukong x Liu'er Mihou (Six-Eared Macaque) shipping grosses me the hell out, and it is one of the biggest reasons I'm hesitant in involving myself with the Lego Monkie Kid fandom, due to its domination of the fandom.
This will be a long post, so here's a bulleted TLDR:
I feel it is unfair to consider LMK independent from JTTW, given just how much LMK draws from JTTW.
I feel that the fandom's earnestness to detach LMK from JTTW does not consider how LMK is a Chinese piece of media and is thus insensitive of JTTW's place in Chinese culture.
JTTW functions as a Buddhist allegory. Within this, Six-Eared Macaque represents Sun Wukong's flaws and strife, and is literally created from him. Therefore sharing the same DNA while being two separate people, functionally siblings. Which is what has led Chinese popular culture to commonly interpret these two as such.
That being said, even if LMK makes them beyond a shadow of a doubt not siblings, I still think it's gross to ship people who were siblings in the source material. Shipping is not the only way to interact with media.
And then everyone screamed.
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Two words: Stingray skeletons.
oh my stars and garters
how have we been sleeping on ocean skeletons???
We need to awaken the ocean skeleton fandom. I mean what unholy-
Puffer Fish Skeleton
Butterfly Fish Skeleton
Moorish Idol Skeleton (aka the sexy fish from finding nemo)
Mola Mola skeleton
this makes me inexpressibly angry i’m gonna throw a damn chair
Yo I’ve been missing out
A Jason Voorhees!AU where he becomes a camp counselor to make sure no kids ever drown on his watch.
This represents everyone in the comments LOL
this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes
#the corn screams back sometimes sounds like a joke but it isnt
as someone who thankfully does NOT live in the midwest, i am horrified and intrigued, please explain.
if you listen closely you can actually hear corn grow, it sounds like real slow static and it’s due to the cell walls’ fibers breaking so the cell can grow
1. i choose to believe this cannot possibly be true
2. that didn’t stop me from looking up a corn growth time lapse video. this is literally the worst sound i have ever heard
Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!
oh my god thank you phoenix wright
yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.
Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?
Feel free to explain that.
I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.
The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.
Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.
In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.
These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!
Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨
THANK YOU PHOENIX WRIGHT
Pig man go brrr
apriishydoeden submitted: Shhhhh
It is nap time for car park gulls
everybody please be quiet, please
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Now Youve Gone And Done It
Rhinoceros beetle commission for a customer who asked for two versions with different colors!
“In 1901, Harvard was a man’s world. But an astronomer named Edward Charles Pickering broke that rule. He assembled a team of women to map and classify the types of stars. One of them provided the key to our understanding of the substance of the stars. And another devised a way for us to calculate the size of the universe.”
COSMOS: A Spacetime Odyssey (2014) written by Ann Druyan and Steven Soter