toph.

24. indiana. dad to one. [stepdad?] to another one. boyfriend. cosmetologist.

[supnoah]

a girlfriend is just a best friend that touches you inappropriately.

[tophnasty]

So accurate

[tophnasty]

Polaroid toph! #beard #bearded #beardlife #hairstylist #polaroid #pomp #pompadour #mustache #moustache #handlebar #handlebarmoustache

[mykidjustsaid]

Finally! Math we can understand!

[cheddarpug-deactivated20190810]

[science-baker-deactivated201708]

Dogs are the greatest.

[flyartproductions]

As I recall I know you love to show off

Automat (1927), Edward Hopper / Flashing Lights, Kanye West ft. Dwele

[sizvideos]

[persephonesecretlair]

Cutest thing I’ve seen all day

[kxsxy]

This is the worst thing I’ve seen all day because the mama must have died 😫

[huffpost]

[mommy4sissyslut]

later nerds

[unclefather]

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

[tophnasty]

It's my birthday guys! And denim weathers here! #beard #bearded #beardface #beardlife #mustache #handlebar #handlebarmustache #denim #canadiantux

[tophnasty]

First Saturday off in forever. Getting some well earned dad time in. #dadlife

[mymodernmet]

[grumpyygoddess]

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

[rebeccadimovski]

[ppolishprincess]

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

[shrek2001ratedpg]

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

[multicolors]

Reblogging for the last comment

[tophnasty]

#nationaldogday to my main man mordecai. Love this lazy chunk.

[huffpost]

THESE 16 DOGS ARE HEROES. THEY ARE ALSO PIT BULLS.

Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.

Try not to cry as you read the full stories behind these heroic pit bulls here. 

[tophnasty]

Oh and my neighbor’s pit bull bit me in the ass last week when I walked out my front door. Fuck these things. Dogs are the way they are due to their owners. Yes there are good pits and there are also bad ones. Here’s how it should be posted “TRAIN YOUR FUCKING DOG PROPERLY AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT”

[zephye-deactivated20170620]

you’re the window to my wall

[fdskfhdfkdnfsif-deactivated2016]

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

[quotestuff]

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.

C.S. Lewis  (via awweb)

[a-rborphile]

hair stylist boyfriend perks