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Chogiwa

[truegamefacts]

[yabitter-deactivated20140104]

the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan 

[happy2bsmiling]

i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

[toastbutteregg]

for real

[dln-085]

[candiikismet]

I’m calling the police on this post

[bestfunny]

@djkhaled

[yeezy-nation]

i dont understand why vegans keep eating salmon like thats a gateway food to salmonella

[colormipretty]

Vegans can eat salmon? I thought they couldn’t eat meat or food from animals

[yeezy-nation]

well salmon isnt rlly an animal, its a fish

[gardenofthestar]

So fish aren’t animals?

[yeezy-nation]

theyre not animals, theyre fish

[gardenofthestar]

How do you define the word animal, sis?

[cinnamonrollwithit]

i’m sorry, can we take like, three steps back and look at the fact that op thinks that eating salmon is the direct cause of salmonella?

[tired-beans-blog]

IT’S CALLED PESCETARIAN, NOT VEGAN, NOT VEGETARIAN. P E S C E T A R I A N. FISH ARE ANIMALS, THEY EAT, THEY BREATHE, THEY SHIT, THEY REPRODUCE AHSHFJAKDJ

[yeezy-nation]

1st of all bring down ur tone 2th of all it isnt pescatarian bc fish arent part of the animal kingdom their FISH.. and u ppl call me stupid imagine being this ignornant and typing in all caps… nobody said fish dont reproduce or shit but they dont breathe bc theyre in water wtf u cant breahe underwater ur so dumb

[lmaolma-deactivated20210718]

So you mean to tell me. They’re not animals?

[yeezy-nation]

now ur switching my words. i never said that fish arent animal

[lmaolma-deactivated20210718]

“So fish arent animals?”

“They’re not animals, they’re fish”

Fish are in fact animals, I’m sorry to say.

[yeezy-nation]

i dont recall

[peachygirlspirit]

“2th”

[peachygirlspirit]

Also where did you get the idea that fish don’t breathe???? They got those things called “gilles” through which a fish breathes. They kinda filter the Oxygen out of the water. (I literally have no idea about the exact way they work as I’m not an expert for water animals so don’t call me out on it lmao)

[yeezy-nation]

they dont breath id like 2 see u go in a pool in breath it wont go well 😑

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[pr1nceshawn]

What A Great Idea!

This billboard is made of 2,000 cheeseburgers that anyone can take for free.

This bag of chips has two perforations so you can open it more the further down you eat.

This pill bottle lid tells you when you last opened it.

This is a phone charging station where you can pedal to get power.

Trash bins in Copenhagen are angled so cyclists can toss their trash while biking.

This dressing room has labeled hooks to help you separate your clothes.

Choose a cup and let everyone know about your current status.

Doghouses near a supermarket in Copenhagen.

There’s a special place for your pet in this supermarket cart.

A cafe in Poland provides its guests with water for their pets. 

 These bananas are sorted by how ripe they are at the moment.

This pharmacy has a magnifying glass so people can read medicine labels more easily.

This pizza place has a display with all their pizza sizes and how large they are compared to each other.

[cooltoy101-deactivated20210309]

Big Dave

[birdrhetorics]

reblog to have Big Dave bless your dash with user centered design

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bigguysrus]

[ironicbs]

I will always reblog this.

[moderatelysociallymaladjusted]

Wtf chris

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

[daglout]

[ostolero]

[1sip-deactivated20181023]

[mcdungeon]

me when watching another life hack video and they get the hot glue gun and tube of toothpaste out

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[qqquixote]

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

[justbadpuns]

Why did the homeless guy drink only coffee? He had no proper tea..

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

i’m screaming

[emiliusthegreat]

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

[striikee]

Yall are missing the best fucking part

[idrathergoforgirls]

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

[gone1393]

Need me a friend like this

[cookii-whore]

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[deicide4122]

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

[draumboosky]

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

[afroclusterfunk]

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

[askmichigan]

Most of you think it is April

But it is actually the 105th of January