Just The Right Amount of Wrong

Follow if you like weird/funny things and butts. If you don't, I'm not sure why you're here. God/(s)/?? bless you, since you must have sneezed and smashed your face into the keyboard.

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[vamptits]

I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

[vamptits]

these things exist on a spectrum from untrue to straightforwardly racist btw. so if we could retire them forever that'd be nice.

[hareofhrair]

“Love Languages” are just common couples therapy techniques mangled and repackaged by an unqualified homophobe. Relationships generally need all 5 love languages to be fulfilled, which is to say, everybody needs to communicate with, spend time with, and do things for their partners, and that’s got nothing to do with any special way you communicate affection.

MBTI has been proven completely ineffective at predicting anyone’s success at a particular job, and half the people who take it twice will get different results. Reputable psychologists do not recognize it, and the company that owns the rights to it uses it to scam people. People don’t adhere to strict binaries in basically anything. Very few people are going to be exclusively introverted or extroverted. It’s just astrology repackaged as pseudoscience. Shockingly enough, you can’t boil the complexity of the human experience down to a dozen Types of Guy.

The concept of IQ is flawed from the start— “intelligence” is an abstract concept that encompasses many different skills, from social intelligence to emotional intelligence to the very narrow kind of problem solving intelligence IQ tests generally measure for. It cannot predict how fast you learn, how much you know, or how logical and well read you are. It mostly measures how good you are at solving puzzles. Coincidentally, it’s also a pretty good predictor of income and education level, take a guess why. Most people’s IQ will change throughout their lives, because it’s inconsistent bullshit we’ve only held onto this long because we’re still kinda hoping we can breed the ubermensch. IQ tests and the way they attempt to categorize people are explicitly eugenicist and racist.

BMI was developed by a man known as the grandfather of eugenics, who first of all was a mathematician, not a doctor, and second never intended the formula to be used to categorize individuals. It’s intended to give a rough estimate of obesity in populations, and it’s not even good at that. It hangs around because of fatphobia and insurance companies who want it as an excuse to charge fat people more.

The study which determined people’s prefrontal cortex was still developing at 25… stopped measuring at 25. Evidence suggests your brain probably never stops developing. Stop infantilizing grown adults. This is a branch off from the larger mess of misinformation surrounding fMRIs.

If you haven’t put together what all these things have in common yet, here’s the moral of the story: STOP TRYING TO CATEGORIZE PEOPLE. STOP TRYING TO PUT PEOPLE IN A GODDAMN BIOLOGICAL HIERARCHY. EUGENICS IS BAD, AND WILL ALWAYS BE BAD, NO MATTER WHO’S DOING IT.

[teaboot]

Highly unlikely to be of use but I want a card I can carry in my wallet that says “If I Die First In A Traumatic Survival Scenario I Want You To Know I’m Okay With You Cannibalizing Me, It’s Fine, Don’t Be Weird And Guilty About it”. And then on the back there could be like. A list of recipes n shit

[teaboot]

To be clear, I don’t WANT to be cannibalized. It’s not my personal preference. It’s just that if I beef it out in the open somewhere and some poor starving fuck has to have a crisis of ethics over using the protein or dying in a hole, I’d want to some way to let them know my dead ass is rooting for them

[teaboot]

New Hot Take: I Think An Organ Donor Card Counts In A Pinch, Actually

[the-haiku-bot]

New Hot Take: I Think

An Organ Donor Card Counts

In A Pinch, Actually

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[topramenbitch]

Friendly reminder to clean your drains and replace old nasty pipes in your home 💜🏠🚽🛀 #homerenovation #fixandflip #backatitagain (at Pueblo, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5S-hCKApua/?igshid=tnhl9r1ym16g

[topramenbitch]

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Gesaffelstein PURSUIT pt.2 #gesaffelstein #missionballroom (at Mission Ballroom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B42wPMwAJa6/?igshid=14hnbudrksm5w

[topramenbitch]

Gesaffelstein PURSUIT pt.2 #gesaffelstein #missionballroom (at Mission Ballroom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B42vxJmASiy/?igshid=1mxebq4lqehiy

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Gesaffelstein PURSUIT #gesaffelstein #missionballroom (at Mission Ballroom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B42vYGRAs9o/?igshid=wwc4okg66an

[topramenbitch]

Gesaffelstein (at Mission Ballroom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B41UwIsgWAZ/?igshid=n1zuba8bwq20

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@michaelsstores why. Just. Why. Am I blind or is this just constant now??? #christmasinjuly #itsnotokay #stopthemadness #why #wtf (at Arvada, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0fGTH9A3eX/?igshid=14z7u2o0xgqkh

[topramenbitch]

"Gwen, you don't understand, I NEED Chipotle. What do you mean you can't drive yet? That's prePAWsterous!" #catpuns #greycatsofinstagram #gwennie #wedontdeverseyou #chipotle #sunglasses #talkingtocats #itswhatido (at Arvada, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz4F3Icgh7o/?igshid=1ed1k08su10tv

[topramenbitch]

Lisa Frank Roll with Al the Alpaca and @akleindesign #lisafrank #ROLL #denver #tracks #exdo (at EXDO Event Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxl4AN8B3Xt/?igshid=1jeqh9tqw167t

[topramenbitch]

Can it finally be springtime? Please? I'm so over the snow 🌻 #spring #inbloom #nofilter #selfiesaturday https://www.instagram.com/p/BwOQlUogmQ4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t7ejk6swwbyo

[topramenbitch]

More pictures from Mexico! I'm so thankful to have a family and a friend group who loves to travel as much as I do. I love you guys a lot, and I'm looking forward to more adventures! To infinity and beyond! #travel #mexico #thanksgiving #🙏 #family #friends https://www.instagram.com/p/BqgVYt0AjIb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s6i99w723lq3

[topramenbitch]

Sometimes you just want to wear donuts and aliens. Don't let people tell you how to live your life. Be a donut space kween #donuts #aliens #jewelry #beauty #selfie (at Arvada, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqQ14xnAui1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xbb84pklfkq6

[topramenbitch]

Actual picture of me going to work tomorrow morning after getting back from vacation in Mexico. #nooooooooooo #iwanttoliveintheocean #diadelosmuertos #beach #vacay (at Akumal Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqMEdpHgAan/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kgoc2hwh7vkq

[topramenbitch]

More goofy doodles, and yes, I VOTED! Did you? I sure hope so, and so does this sloth. #libertysloth #ivoted #electionday #doodles (at Arvada, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp3bh6mBRsT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17u90a8sdpxee

[topramenbitch]

I told myself I would write and sketch more and this is what my brain came up with today 😂🍜❤️ gimme them hot Asian noods #ramen #doodles #journaling #sketch #noodles #art (at Arvada, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp03d30B3-e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=21l5ir8oohd