IF SEBULBA JERKED YOU OFF WOULD IT BE A "HAND JOB" OR A "FOOT JOB"
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IF SEBULBA JERKED YOU OFF WOULD IT BE A "HAND JOB" OR A "FOOT JOB"
@beemovieerotica ??? ?? ?????
? yeah?
this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)
the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)
all these stretches can be done while sitting (although i HIGHLY recommend you stand up and move around while taking a break from working)
you can get a free digital copy of this poster here on my gumroad!
Papa Bear sure works hard. ♡
A little tutorial about how to draw pecs!
Many asked me in the past so I hope it can help many!
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her dad died
Okay….ummmm…the tension she’s carrying isn’t gonna bring him back lol..
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes
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she weaponized her gag gift im crying
i’m crossing the street and i get hit by a tesla on self-drive. off goes the yuppie, hit-and-run. lady saw it happen and she’s trying to keep it together, getting someone to call paramedics and keeping me talking, but the writing’s on the wall folks, i’m fucked. so i say to the lady, i say “listen. the optimal vessel for enjoying hot soup is a mug, not a bowl.” she’s looking at me like i’m insane but i explain, i say “a bowl, especially a flat one, has more surface area for the soup to cool off. your soup gets cold too fast in a bowl, especially a flat one. you want a mug. soup stays hot the whole time and you can actually enjoy it how it was meant to be enjoyed.” she’s nodding, tears in her eyes, she knows it’s coming now. but there’s something else comin she don’t know. we both get hit by the second tesla
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When an archer is shooting for fun He has all his skill. If he shoots for a brass buckle He is already nervous. If he shoots for a prize of gold He goes blind Or sees two targets – He is out of his mind.
His skill has not changed, But the prize divides him. He cares He thinks more of winning Than of shooting – And the need to win Drains him of power.
Zhuang Zhou (369 BC - 286 BC)
AND THE NEED TO WIN DRAINS HIM OF POWER
Watched the first episode of A League of Their Own and we’re all on the couch, baffled at how genuinely very very good that was
I’ll be honest. Most of the time when tumblr is like “this show has lesbians in it!!!” that show is frankly not usually something I want to watch so you can imagine how floored I am about wanting to really watch episode two
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DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023 | dir. John Francis Daley, Jonathan M. Goldstein
listen. listen. the point of a dungeons and dragons movie is not that it is good. any movie can be good. the point of a dungeons and dragons movie is that it is ridiculous. it is essential to the Vibe of the dungeons and dragons movie that it must be either played SO straight and solemn as to be hilarious, or it must be absolutely and totally unhinged in tone. from the looks of things they are veering very far in one direction. i am going to watch the hell out of this film.